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Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML

#21320958
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24610) - you deserved it (2913)

On 12/20/2014 at 3:00pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML

#21320583
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23116) - you deserved it (1677)

On 12/19/2014 at 10:16pm - misc - by cantunhear - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

#21320377
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23334) - you deserved it (2821)

On 12/19/2014 at 2:24pm - misc - by embarrassed - United States

Today, I got 3 different rejection letters mailed to me from the same college. FML

#21320043
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28244) - you deserved it (2350)

On 12/18/2014 at 11:04pm - misc - by ai_lauren (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I took a crap. When I stood up to admire my handiwork and flush, I noticed blood-red everywhere in the toilet. I freaked out like a little girl, thinking I was bleeding out of my ass. Then I noticed the ketchup packets my roommate had slipped under the seat to prank me. FML

#21319149
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27300) - you deserved it (5298)

On 12/17/2014 at 1:47pm - misc - by RIP Turd (peacebeuponit) (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, after months of correcting him, I got so used to my boss calling me "Alex" that I didn't respond to my own name several times today. FML

Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML

#21316533
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31850) - you deserved it (2320)

On 12/13/2014 at 12:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I took my Spanish exam. One of the questions was to translate "Mark is lazy and antisocial." My name is Mark. Everyone kept giving me weird looks the whole test. FML

#21316211
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28007) - you deserved it (2262)

On 12/12/2014 at 1:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent Christmas Carollers to my house to tell me he was breaking up with me. FML

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

#21316166
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31033) - you deserved it (3822)

On 12/12/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by lateralligator - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said "avada kedavra". She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML

#21315060
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32592) - you deserved it (2477)

On 12/10/2014 at 2:58pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

#21313211
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36607) - you deserved it (3598)

On 12/07/2014 at 3:54pm - kids - by terdberglerforlyfe (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today, I broke a glass case containing my pet scorpions. I still can't find them. FML

#21312200
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27116) - you deserved it (13591)

On 12/05/2014 at 8:32pm - animals - by sting - United States (California)

Today, at the fast food joint I work at, I had to climb into the children's play area and chase out two horny teens who thought it was an appropriate place to stick their hands down each other's pants and fool around. I don't get paid enough for this shit. FML

Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML

#21311410
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32170) - you deserved it (2472)

On 12/04/2014 at 1:30pm - animals - by yolonono (woman) - United States (California)



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