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sleepinginclass
  • Town/Country : OKC, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 March 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 164
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

#20731352
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40761) - you deserved it (2037)

On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to eat up a few specks of toilet paper to avoid spoiling "the moment" with my girlfriend. FML

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234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51651) - you deserved it (10587)

On 05/29/2013 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, at the supermarket, a man collapsed. I gave CPR while the cashier called for help. During this, the other patrons were complaining that no other register was open. Once the ambulance arrived, I returned to my cart to find items removed and 40 dollars taken from my purse. FML

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138 comments

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On 05/16/2013 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom came back from a major surgery. She also had a yeast infection. I had to push the applicator in because she couldn't bend down. This cannot be unfelt. FML

#20641584
111 comments

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On 05/04/2013 at 7:26pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I met my new girlfriend at her house for the very first time. And her 17 cats, whose names all begin with the letter "K", because they're all "kewl kats." FML

#20601896
180 comments

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On 04/18/2013 at 10:37am - love - by obnum - United States

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML

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On 02/08/2013 at 2:13am - intimacy - by mydadsgonnakillme (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

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On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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