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by Dutchee / 01/23/2012 at 6:27am / Netherlands (Friesland) / Health
by FML / 01/18/2012 at 2:41pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by joeshmoe / 01/15/2012 at 7:52am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymoose / 12/25/2011 at 6:39am / Switzerland (Zurich) / Animals
by LinaLinaYeah / 12/09/2011 at 11:26am / Canada / Love
by Anonymous / 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
Today, a neighbor came by while I was cooking. She asked for some of my cheese, so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refused to accept the slice, and made her way to my fridge. She then yelled at me for not having an assortment of cheeses. FML
by SetoAyumi / 11/15/2011 at 3:40am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Mister_Triangle / 10/31/2011 at 2:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
by Anonymous / 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Vxale / 09/29/2011 at 1:20pm / United States (Florida) / Health
by failure / 09/22/2011 at 2:36pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by kidswithnomanners / 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/02/2011 at 2:54am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm / United States / Animals
Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML
by aprilfools22 / 08/17/2011 at 4:13am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my girlfriend surprised me by tearing my jocks off for sex for the first time in 2 months.… Today, my mom accidentally hit my dog. She didn't see him and she felt so bad. She started cuddling… Today, trying to be nice, I sent a text to my mother-in-law saying that I couldn't wait to have her…