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  • Number of visits : 1192
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About sleaves : I don't like people.

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Today, I was in an elevator with my brother and a woman. He signs to me that she has a 'damn fine ass'. I chuckle and then shake my head. He shrugs. A second later the woman signs to us, 'Rick, don't you remember me?' Turns out she helped teach my brother sign language when he was six. FML

#434812
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45057) - you deserved it (24201)

On 03/18/2009 at 3:59am - misc - by elevator-troubles (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML

#366764
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (404513) - you deserved it (90300)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

#97632
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (273944) - you deserved it (60019)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML

#43166
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33642) - you deserved it (4744)

On 02/14/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by MLS (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43640) - you deserved it (364610)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, all three of my meals consisted of 2 hot pockets. FML

#3146
51 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 4:53pm - health - by agnosticstudy - United States (Alabama)

Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML

#2444
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31141) - you deserved it (2264)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm - health - by Damm - United States (New York)

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

#818
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25839) - you deserved it (7026)

On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

#532
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27081) - you deserved it (8382)

On 12/17/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version



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