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  • Number of visits : 1386
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About sleaves : I don't like people.

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sleaves's favorite FMLs

Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML

#2444
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33516) - you deserved it (2467)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm - health - by Damm - United States (New York)

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

#818
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25970) - you deserved it (7044)

On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

#532
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I agree, your life sucks (27189) - you deserved it (8396)

On 12/17/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version



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