About sleaves : I don't like people.
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sleaves's favorite FMLs
Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML
by PicturePerfect / 03/02/2009 at 4:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML
by GD / 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
by MLS / 02/14/2009 at 6:19pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Noname / 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
by agnosticstudy / 01/28/2009 at 4:53pm / United States (Alabama) / Health
by Damm / 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm / United States (New York) / Health
by sampaloompy / 01/08/2009 at 3:32am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML
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