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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1948
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About sleaves : I don't like people.

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

#97632
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (286503) - you deserved it (64686)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML

#43166
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37519) - you deserved it (5118)

On 02/14/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by MLS (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47688) - you deserved it (389334)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, all three of my meals consisted of 2 hot pockets. FML

#3146
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10881) - you deserved it (26412)

On 01/28/2009 at 4:53pm - health - by agnosticstudy - United States (Alabama)

Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML

#2444
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35116) - you deserved it (2595)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm - health - by Damm - United States (New York)

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

#818
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29336) - you deserved it (7743)

On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

#532
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29572) - you deserved it (8896)

On 12/17/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version



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