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Today, all three of my meals consisted of 2 hot pockets. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10618) - you deserved it (26106)

On 01/28/2009 at 4:53pm - health - by agnosticstudy - United States (Alabama)

Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34858) - you deserved it (2574)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm - health - by Damm - United States (New York)

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28913) - you deserved it (7654)

On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28923) - you deserved it (8777)

On 12/17/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version

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