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About sleaves : I don't like people.

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Today, I was with my girlfriend in her room. She starts screaming. Her father bursts in and, thinking I'm some kind of rapist, hits me in the head with a baseball bat. Not bad enough? I wasn't the one making her scream. There was a huge spider on the wall. FML

#927361
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98411) - you deserved it (4690)

On 04/12/2009 at 2:11pm - animals - by spiderhater (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

#881347
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40958) - you deserved it (135576)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

#774931
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (176382) - you deserved it (28397)

On 04/02/2009 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was in an elevator with my brother and a woman. He signs to me that she has a 'damn fine ass'. I chuckle and then shake my head. He shrugs. A second later the woman signs to us, 'Rick, don't you remember me?' Turns out she helped teach my brother sign language when he was six. FML

#434812
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45202) - you deserved it (24249)

On 03/18/2009 at 3:59am - misc - by elevator-troubles (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML

#366764
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (409258) - you deserved it (90598)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

#97632
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (276915) - you deserved it (60205)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML

#43166
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33775) - you deserved it (4755)

On 02/14/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by MLS (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46483) - you deserved it (377668)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, all three of my meals consisted of 2 hot pockets. FML

#3146
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9042) - you deserved it (23379)

On 01/28/2009 at 4:53pm - health - by agnosticstudy - United States (Alabama)



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