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Today.. . Mah Mom Put Some Bubblewrap On Mah Desk Because She Thought I Would Have Fun With It . I'm 18 . It Was Awesome . Mega FML

#3229865
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68583) - you deserved it (40121)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today... while at football practice... mah teammates and I were on water break. At the bus barn next to the field... a good-looking girl was washing a bus. Some of the guys started to yell pick-up lines at her from 50 yards away... and pretty soon I chime in. She turns around. It was mah younger sister. FML

#3194809
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14134) - you deserved it (67029)

On 06/25/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by nail714 (man) - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.

#2532710
1176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84889) - you deserved it (227234)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to tell my motherhat I thought about religion. I've been raised catholic. I told her I was converting to Wicca, tohich she sort of nodded and walked away. I went into my room to study with my earbuds in, music loud. I walked out to looool see a cross nailed above my door.

#2202679
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37581) - you deserved it (31971)

On 05/23/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by Sigh (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I woke up to a hand rubbing mah very erect penis , an a woman's peppermint breath in mah ear!! "Mom?" I called out instinctively , recalling how she alway smell like peppermint!! The hand stopped rubbing , an I turned to face mah very disgusted looking grlfriend of three years!! FML

#2005903
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28957) - you deserved it (86159)

On 05/17/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by Ohshit (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my 3-year-old looool said, "Mommy, I can share my teddy grahams with you." I said, "Thanks, honey, you're so sweet." And I ate a few. When I popped the last one in my mouth, I said, "Oh no, all gone!" She said, "That's okay, I have more." Then pulled the next handful out of her underwear. FML

#1918683
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58538) - you deserved it (6953)

On 05/13/2009 at 9:45pm - kids - by chelserusera (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Was Taking A Bath An Needed Shampoo. I Leaned On The Soap Holder To Get Some An It Cummed Off The Wall. Huge Ants Started Pouring Out Running Up The Walls, Down The Walls, EVERYWHERE. I Ran Out Of The Bathroom Screaming, Completely Naked. FML

#1862791
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77475) - you deserved it (6084)

On 05/12/2009 at 12:19am - misc - by Karmas3itch - United States (Ohio)

Today, I performed in mah school play . Right before mah big solo, I noticed a few girls changing backstage looool and I became aroused . The play was Jesus Christ Superstar, and I was playing Jesus . All I was wearing was a little cloth, so the whole audience saw Jesus get hard during the crucifixion . FML

#981592
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95565) - you deserved it (39062)

On 04/14/2009 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by jizzlemonster13 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML

#960425
700 comments

I agree, your life sucks (729442) - you deserved it (56575)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I Was With Girlfriend In Her Room . She Starts Screaming . Her Father Bursts In And, Thinking I'm Some Kind Of Rapist, Hits Me In The Head With A Baseball Bat . Not Bad Enough? I Wasn't The One Making Her Scream . There Was A Huge Spider On The Wall . Fat FML

#927361
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98177) - you deserved it (4681)

On 04/12/2009 at 2:11pm - animals - by spiderhater (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was bord at mah job at Homa Dapot. I got a bar coda tattoo 3 waaks ago and thought it would ba funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammar. FML

#881347
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38779) - you deserved it (130334)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

2day I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walkd up to me in the middle of the busy mall and startd screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

#774931
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (170445) - you deserved it (27467)

On 04/02/2009 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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