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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 912
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About slayfire122 : I am random. I like guns. I am easy going and love a sence of humor (doesn't matter what kind). I am a mechanic for the C-5 super galaxy.

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Today, while trying to score a date, I almost made a girl pass out. No, I didn't try to chloroform this one. I just came across as so pathetic that she laughed hard enough to have an asthma attack. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25010) - you deserved it (2889)

On 07/18/2015 at 11:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33201) - you deserved it (3009)

On 05/01/2015 at 6:57pm - misc - by wtf - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to bail my husband out of jail. It turns out that in the Black Friday rush, he beat a guy up just so he could get his hands on the last of a heavily-discounted item. The item in question: a toaster. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42743) - you deserved it (4139)

On 11/29/2013 at 6:55pm - misc - by fleetingmemories (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mother gave me a bottle of stool softeners as a gift at my baby shower. FML


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On 11/18/2013 at 1:38am - misc - by kb (woman) - United States

Today, everything that was beautiful and pure in my life turned into a terrible, warped version of what it once was. Today, I lost all hope, and no longer believe that life, although sometimes shitty, is sweet and worth living. Today, I met my mother-in-law. FML


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On 11/07/2013 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Derry)

Today, I discovered that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. FML


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On 11/06/2013 at 12:06am - love - by maddie - United States (Texas)

Today, when I locked my newly repaired bike up, I carefully took the new rear light off it so that nobody could steal said light. Somebody stole my bike. At least I have a red light to play with. FML


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On 10/28/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, my boyfriend found out about my severe phobia of moths. It's so bad that I sometimes pass out. He caught a moth in a jar, and put it on my bedside table. I woke up, saw it, and had a panic attack. He recorded it all and wants to upload it to YouTube. FML


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On 03/15/2013 at 2:05pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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