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Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20486) - you deserved it (2586)

On 09/02/2011 at 4:02am - health - by WoWWidow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19660) - you deserved it (3447)

On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49715) - you deserved it (9500)

On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

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On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to hunt Easter eggs before we have sex. I'm glad he has his priorities straight. FML

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On 04/23/2011 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Grrrr! - United States (Missouri)

Today, I have a new boss. She claims to be a professional Angry Birds player. FML

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On 04/22/2011 at 10:42am - work - by Username -

Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML

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On 04/03/2011 at 7:27am - intimacy - by dahs - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, my friends told me that they couldn't make it to my birthday dinner unless I changed the time, because I'd made dinner reservations that would clash with the new episode of Jersey Shore. FML

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On 03/10/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by Jim - United States

Today, I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on my iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized it looked like I was masturbating. FML

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On 03/09/2011 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by anonymouse - Reserved

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

#15250460 (137)

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On 03/09/2011 at 11:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML

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On 03/07/2011 at 1:16am - health - by tinygirl -

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML

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On 03/02/2011 at 6:21pm - money - by me - United States (Washington)

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML

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On 02/18/2011 at 8:06am - work - by sickly -

Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

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On 12/25/2010 at 8:38am - intimacy - by Jessie - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought for $2. The man who won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. FML

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On 12/12/2010 at 3:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)