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slayertack's favorite FMLs
Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML
by Holy Testacles / 10/17/2012 at 12:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/05/2012 at 1:49am / United States / Work
Today, I dropped a whole batch of penis-shaped cookies on the floor. Then I thought, "5-second rule" and started eating them. And then I realized that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor. FML
by RawrSparkle / 09/21/2012 at 3:31am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Geckosrock99 / 08/30/2012 at 10:45pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Sarah / 08/30/2012 at 8:58am / United States (New York) / Health
by masterman / 08/27/2012 at 2:45am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by blakeintheoffice / 08/08/2012 at 9:53am / United States / Work
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML
by 16590 / 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm / Sweden / Transportation
Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet. A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML
by Snickers / 05/12/2012 at 12:27am / United States (California) / Transportation
by Jarryd / 02/10/2012 at 12:40am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by yum yogurt / 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad asked if I'd help him clean the gutters. I was given the responsibility of holding the ladder while he went on the roof. All I heard was laughter before a year's worth of rotting vegetation landed on top of my head. FML
by Weldingtags / 10/28/2011 at 4:59pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by BigBananaLover / 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/21/2011 at 9:17am / United States / Love
by ewww / 07/30/2011 at 10:07am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
- Today, after my husband's phone buzzed like crazy all morning, I decided to pick it up and see what… Today, the police called and told me that they had Alex in custody. Apparently, she had public sex… Today, it's been about a week since my boyfriend started his new medication, which has essentially…