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slayertack
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2049
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About slayertack : Video games, metal and snowboarding.

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slayertack's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a paintball match with a group of friends, one of whom brought his dad along. His dad is a weight-lifting, wannabe alpha male fucknut who thinks that chokeslamming opponents is a legitimate close-quarters paintball tactic. My broken shoulder disagrees. FML

#20528184
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38658) - you deserved it (2967)

On 03/02/2013 at 1:59pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying I needed to come home immediately. When I got there, he informed me that the reason I needed to rush home from work was because he wiped a booger on the wall and it was in the shape of a penis. He said it's a sign, like when people see Jesus in toast. FML

#20189885
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20985) - you deserved it (2930)

On 12/03/2012 at 7:38pm - misc - by FlyingFist - United States

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML

#20120541
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27478) - you deserved it (6996)

On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

Today, while at my job as a hairdresser, I was giving an elderly client a perm and I thought she'd fallen asleep. She'd died. FML

#20102415
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49308) - you deserved it (2109)

On 10/05/2012 at 1:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I dropped a whole batch of penis-shaped cookies on the floor. Then I thought, "5-second rule" and started eating them. And then I realized that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor. FML

#20081762
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23829) - you deserved it (12993)

On 09/21/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by RawrSparkle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML

Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML

#20049241
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35480) - you deserved it (1876)

On 08/30/2012 at 8:58am - misc - by Sarah - United States (New York)

Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML

#20043967
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31195) - you deserved it (2616)

On 08/27/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by masterman - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my insane boss decided I poop too much. Now, every time I go to the bathroom, he follows me in and tries to get me to hurry up by reading passages from 50 Shades of Grey. FML

#20009332
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31249) - you deserved it (3353)

On 08/08/2012 at 9:53am - work - by blakeintheoffice - United States

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

#19793582
407 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40547) - you deserved it (4320)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet.  A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML

#19609899
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9290) - you deserved it (50187)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:27am - misc - by Snickers (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

#19039187
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29039) - you deserved it (6946)

On 02/10/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Jarryd - Australia

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23918) - you deserved it (15493)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my dad asked if I'd help him clean the gutters. I was given the responsibility of holding the ladder while he went on the roof. All I heard was laughter before a year's worth of rotting vegetation landed on top of my head. FML

#18097462
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23151) - you deserved it (2529)

On 10/28/2011 at 4:59pm - misc - by Weldingtags (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20670) - you deserved it (44692)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)



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