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I'm an FML reader, and have been since I was introduced to the site in '09.
Aspiring therapist/behavioral analyst. Leap year kid. Learning how to chef. In college.
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by Malarky / 06/23/2016 at 3:10pm / United States / Love
Today, my bank refused to replace the debit card that I lost because, to prove I was the owner, I had to tell them about my last purchase and I couldn't remember it. I showed them my ID, and that could have worked, had they not misspelt my name on the account. FML
by KaylaRox1908 / 05/27/2016 at 10:04pm / Canada (Ontario) / Money
Today, I sat at work for 8 hours daydreaming about the homemade 4 cheese ravioli I would come home to after spending 3 hours making it from scratch the night before. When I finally got home and heated the ravioli, I dropped it all over my feet, giving me second degree burns. FML
by HolyRavioli / 03/21/2016 at 1:37pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by IhadToTakeCareOfTraumatizedFish / 03/03/2016 at 12:32am / United States (Texas) / Work
by strangely / 07/24/2015 at 8:12pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by highfive / 10/16/2014 at 9:27pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by SmellyCloset / 10/05/2014 at 5:34pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/26/2014 at 11:30pm / New Zealand / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/26/2014 at 5:07pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML
by Anonyme / 09/26/2014 at 2:56am / France (Lorraine) / Animals
by notautistic / 09/25/2014 at 9:15pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML
by RuinedTheMood / 09/21/2014 at 1:11am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
by Anonymous / 09/09/2014 at 11:16pm / United States (California) / Love
by boob sisters / 07/02/2014 at 1:01pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by outoflove / 06/30/2014 at 5:06pm / United States (Texas) / Love
- Today, I was at a group event and my crush was there. I had a raging boner and she could tell, she… Today, locked out of my house for hours, I had to shit so badly that I found myself squatting under… Today, I decided to put my hair in a bunch of braids so it would be wavy in the morning. I wake up…