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skyttlz
  • Town/Country : Up In Space, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7431
  • Number of comments : 795
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 50 posted

About skyttlz : Howdy. I'm 19 and I love FML! I read them almost every day, and I especially love reading the comments. Other than that I'm just a typical 19 year old. I'm an introvert so I find enjoyment in just hanging out in my room and finding something to do in my room. "I rarely get bored alone, I often get bored in crowds." I work part time at a pizza place and eventually I would like to be a chiropractor or physical therapist.

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Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53219) - you deserved it (5255)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

#17640475
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45805) - you deserved it (17627)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally kicked my 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know, including my wife, thinks I beat her. FML

#17613922
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22957) - you deserved it (6556)

On 08/29/2011 at 5:19pm - health - by Stan - United States (California)

Today, while having a screaming argument with my son in our front yard, I suddenly realized we are "that white trash family" in the neighborhood. FML

#17611255
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8344) - you deserved it (33193)

On 08/29/2011 at 9:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

#17534409
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27725) - you deserved it (36469)

On 08/21/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Emily - United States (New York)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9248) - you deserved it (69969)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML

#17279382
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24365) - you deserved it (3977)

On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML

#17145702
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31803) - you deserved it (7250)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33707) - you deserved it (5339)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML

#17035825
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29342) - you deserved it (6782)

On 07/09/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML

#16501427
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16386) - you deserved it (29208)

On 06/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

#15791793
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28887) - you deserved it (7034)

On 04/15/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by HWS - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I wore my cheerleading uniform to my boyfriend's house. He was a nerd in high school and mentioned a fantasy about hooking up with a cheerleader. I started acting sassy and a little mean, figuring he would enjoy a more realistic experience. Apparently not, because he started to cry. FML

#15658091
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24552) - you deserved it (44279)

On 04/05/2011 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by oc_cheergirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML

#15066931
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20810) - you deserved it (11960)

On 02/21/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by moweezy9 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

#15061601
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30353) - you deserved it (4149)

On 02/21/2011 at 2:59am - love - by Jules (woman) - United States (California)



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