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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 August 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 16223
  • Number of comments : 846
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 52 posted

About skyttlz : Hi. My name is Abigail and I'm 21 years old. I'm working part time at Domino's (fast food pizza), looking for a new job because I've been there almost 2 years and it's not what I want to do for life.

I love FML, Pinterest and YouTube. For the most part I have quit Facebook after being addicted for several years. I felt like I could be spending my time doing better things, plus there's always annoying people who disagree with me and try to argue, and I felt I was addicted and spent too much time on that site.

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skyttlz's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML

#19126066
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35847) - you deserved it (5439)

On 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Gothicbunnyx3 - United States

Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML

#19122192
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26360) - you deserved it (8353)

On 02/20/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by shea234 - United States

Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML

#19098700
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34930) - you deserved it (4399)

On 02/17/2012 at 4:44am - love - by Cheap N Happy (woman) - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

#19035174
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34491) - you deserved it (18937)

On 02/09/2012 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

#18972343
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22808) - you deserved it (9406)

On 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by pmony - United States (New York)

Today, I explained to my dad that I think I have a vaginal infection. I asked if he could take me to the doctor. He responded by saying, "Just shove some ice up there. It'll go away." FML

#18850090
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34360) - you deserved it (3673)

On 01/19/2012 at 12:14am - health - by hurts.to.pee - United States

Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

#18813229
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32696) - you deserved it (24974)

On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

#18784375
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15761) - you deserved it (26677)

On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

#18772275
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15627) - you deserved it (35207)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

#18716457
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15381) - you deserved it (54020)

On 01/05/2012 at 2:35pm - love - by louise (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

#18691343
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27997) - you deserved it (13816)

On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

#18586470
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29706) - you deserved it (5302)

On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML

#18433688
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29736) - you deserved it (8945)

On 12/05/2011 at 1:13am - health - by lol (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, as I was leaving Wal-mart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML

#18384349
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7492) - you deserved it (52772)

On 11/29/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by birdfoooo - United States



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