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  • Number of visits : 8328
  • Number of comments : 803
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 50 posted

About skyttlz : Howdy. I'm 19 and I love FML! I read them almost every day, and I especially love reading the comments. Other than that I'm just a typical 19 year old. I'm an introvert so I find enjoyment in just hanging out in my room and finding something to do in my room. "I rarely get bored alone, I often get bored in crowds." I work part time at a pizza place and eventually I would like to be a chiropractor or physical therapist.

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skyttlz's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33771) - you deserved it (5961)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML

#18259551
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11172) - you deserved it (21467)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:17pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28910) - you deserved it (5131)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

#18135742
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26687) - you deserved it (3176)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML

#18117360
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40548) - you deserved it (8294)

On 10/31/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Andrew - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML

#18079662
414 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21407) - you deserved it (43310)

On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me when I was leaving and said, "Have a nice... week!" FML

#18023767
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27758) - you deserved it (4295)

On 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm - misc - by sarah (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was late for work. Trying to cut a few seconds off the clock, I tried to open my breakfast candy bar while taking a piss. I ended up pissing all over myself and dropping the bar in the toilet. FML

#17960824
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8304) - you deserved it (34771)

On 10/11/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by Massasam - United States

Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML

#17796010
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31570) - you deserved it (3933)

On 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53470) - you deserved it (5272)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

#17640475
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46013) - you deserved it (17681)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally kicked my 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know, including my wife, thinks I beat her. FML

#17613922
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23101) - you deserved it (6571)

On 08/29/2011 at 5:19pm - health - by Stan - United States (California)

Today, while having a screaming argument with my son in our front yard, I suddenly realized we are "that white trash family" in the neighborhood. FML

#17611255
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8376) - you deserved it (33333)

On 08/29/2011 at 9:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

#17534409
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28540) - you deserved it (37484)

On 08/21/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Emily - United States (New York)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9295) - you deserved it (70216)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)



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