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skyttlz

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 August 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 18142
  • Number of comments : 850
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 54 posted

About skyttlz : Hi. My name is Abigail and I'm 21 years old. I'm working part time at Domino's (fast food pizza), looking for a new job because I've been there almost 2 years and it's not what I want to do for life.

I love FML, Pinterest and YouTube. For the most part I have quit Facebook after being addicted for several years. I felt like I could be spending my time doing better things, plus there's always annoying people who disagree with me and try to argue, and I felt I was addicted and spent too much time on that site.

skyttlz's page activity

Visits<b>InfiniteSunshine</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 11:25am<b>hereforfmls</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 10:04am<b>mercumorr</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 8:18pm<b>iwillreapyou</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 7:08pm<b>PercyD1456</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 6:49am<b>patwo8</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 4:03am<b>OmgimBored</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 10:04pm<b>LizG</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 4:02pm<b>ADOG2645</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 11:33am<b>miss_fluffybutt</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 9:41am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 11:31pm<b>LivToFail</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 7:01pm<b>lexred</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 5:43am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 7:49am<b>jellyhare</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 9:50am<b>phoneaddict13</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 3:47pm<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 6:36pm<b>914smv</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 10:51am

Fucked!<b>InfiniteSunshine</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 5:26pm<b>iwillreapyou</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 1:09am<b>miss_fluffybutt</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 3:42pm<b>LivToFail</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 1:01am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 1:50pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 5:53pm<b>xivoricbutterfly</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 12:16pm<b>kyle_s_97</b> - the 11/12/2015 at 5:08pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 4:25pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 11:51pm<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 09/24/2015 at 9:03pm<b>keiNan</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 2:20am<b>dk1991</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 3:14pm<b>Mitchellbassists</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 1:37pm<b>patwo8</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 5:07am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 3:37pm<b>One_Way</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 5:25am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 7:29pm

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skyttlz's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

by Autocorrected / 03/04/2012 at 12:02am / Philippines (Bulacan) / Love

Today, my landlady roasted a joint of beef and the whole house smelled wonderful. OK, even if I am a masochistic vegetarian and former omnivore, that was way beyond cruel. FML

by i2xl / 02/24/2012 at 10:28am / Canada / Miscellaneous

Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

by wobble... / 02/23/2012 at 6:29am / Australia / Miscellaneous

Today, I spent my day creating a new type of laugh, and performing it in my head. FML

by annoym / 02/21/2012 at 6:49am / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML

by desperate905 / 02/21/2012 at 3:10am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Intimacy

Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML

by Gothicbunnyx3 / 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML

by shea234 / 02/20/2012 at 11:19am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML

by Cheap N Happy / 02/17/2012 at 4:44am / United States / Love

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

by Anonymous / 02/09/2012 at 4:42pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

by pmony / 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I explained to my dad that I think I have a vaginal infection. I asked if he could take me to the doctor. He responded by saying, "Just shove some ice up there. It'll go away." FML

by hurts.to.pee / 01/19/2012 at 12:14am / United States / Health

Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

by joeshmoe / 01/15/2012 at 7:52am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 11:33am / United Kingdom (Armagh) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

by bunnyluver4545 / 01/11/2012 at 12:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

by louise / 01/05/2012 at 2:35pm / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Love