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skyttlz

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 12754
  • Number of comments : 825
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 51 posted

About skyttlz : Hi. My name is Abigail and I'm 20 years old. I go to school part time and I'm working towards a general two year degree. And I'm also working part time at Domino's (fast food pizza).
I love FML, Pinterest and YouTube. For the most part I have quit Facebook after being addicted for several years. I felt like I could be spending my time doing better things, plus there's always annoying people who disagree with me and try to argue, and I felt I was addicted and spent too much time on that site.

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Visits<b>Sexomancer</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 11:03pm<b>Mukuro</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 1:29pm<b>JKPwnage</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 11:11pm<b>pugpuggy</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 12:19pm<b>FedoraGuy</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 11:19am<b>connorgrant98</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 1:10pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 12:34am<b>Cads1</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 5:58pm<b>cryssycakesx3</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 5:39pm<b>jrod92</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 3:26pm<b>FutBol_Fan_30</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 2:50pm<b>Camlin93</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 5:10pm<b>ToxicTyrael</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 8:35pm<b>player20270</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 5:08pm<b>TheTrainKid</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 11:46am<b>MxAxRxCxO</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 5:29pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 4:14pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 4:10pm

Fucked!<b>Mukuro</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 7:29pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 1:20pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 5:17am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 3:44am<b>therouni</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 8:23am<b>ThatllDoDonkey</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 3:13am<b>brieee</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 1:50am<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 5:06pm<b>gavdarv</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 3:00pm<b>Chelserser</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 12:27am<b>lilcuz69</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 4:25am<b>allstarrider</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 12:54pm<b>the_rude_dude</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 9:03am<b>illusong</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 7:07am<b>zachix</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 5:22am<b>Alicestraza</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 9:18am<b>IvyOswin</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 8:10pm<b>missbrit818</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 10:09am

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skyttlz's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

#18813229
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30731) - you deserved it (24067)

On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

#18784375
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14289) - you deserved it (24595)

On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

#18772275
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13679) - you deserved it (32180)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

#18716457
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14569) - you deserved it (51892)

On 01/05/2012 at 2:35pm - love - by louise (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

#18691343
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25786) - you deserved it (13166)

On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

#18586470
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26158) - you deserved it (4934)

On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML

#18433688
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28015) - you deserved it (8712)

On 12/05/2011 at 1:13am - health - by lol (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, as I was leaving Wal-mart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML

#18384349
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6998) - you deserved it (50715)

On 11/29/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by birdfoooo - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

#18374141
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29599) - you deserved it (8747)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34501) - you deserved it (6043)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML

#18259551
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14528) - you deserved it (30471)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:17pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30771) - you deserved it (5338)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

#18135742
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29505) - you deserved it (3436)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML

#18117360
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45584) - you deserved it (8936)

On 10/31/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Andrew - United States (Pennsylvania)



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