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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 August 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 9350
  • Number of comments : 806
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 50 posted

About skyttlz : Hi. My name is Abigail and I'm 20 years old. I go to school part time and I'm working towards a general two year degree. And I'm also working part time at Domino's (fast food pizza).
I love FML, Pinterest and YouTube. I'm trying to cut back on Facebook because I feel I use it too much and I do believe it can be addicting.
I'm quite passionate about equality. I'm pansexual and I would consider myself a feminist.

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skyttlz's favorite FMLs

Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

#19144549
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9129) - you deserved it (28371)

On 02/23/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by wobble... - Australia

Today, I spent my day creating a new type of laugh, and performing it in my head. FML

#19129747
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15126) - you deserved it (11710)

On 02/21/2012 at 6:49am - work - by annoym - United States (Florida)

Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML

#19129332
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20882) - you deserved it (24617)

On 02/21/2012 at 3:10am - intimacy - by desperate905 - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML

#19126066
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32150) - you deserved it (4987)

On 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Gothicbunnyx3 - United States

Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML

#19122192
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23430) - you deserved it (7750)

On 02/20/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by shea234 - United States

Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML

#19098700
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31178) - you deserved it (4081)

On 02/17/2012 at 4:44am - love - by Cheap N Happy (woman) - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

#19035174
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30940) - you deserved it (17267)

On 02/09/2012 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

#18972343
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19944) - you deserved it (8762)

On 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by pmony - United States (New York)

Today, I explained to my dad that I think I have a vaginal infection. I asked if he could take me to the doctor. He responded by saying, "Just shove some ice up there. It'll go away." FML

#18850090
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30621) - you deserved it (3394)

On 01/19/2012 at 12:14am - health - by hurts.to.pee - United States

Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

#18813229
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29515) - you deserved it (23426)

On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

#18784375
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14085) - you deserved it (24279)

On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

#18772275
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13569) - you deserved it (32021)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

#18716457
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13972) - you deserved it (50380)

On 01/05/2012 at 2:35pm - love - by louise (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

#18691343
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24647) - you deserved it (12819)

On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

#18586470
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25996) - you deserved it (4922)

On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)



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