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skyttlz

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 11901
  • Number of comments : 823
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 51 posted

About skyttlz : Hi. My name is Abigail and I'm 20 years old. I go to school part time and I'm working towards a general two year degree. And I'm also working part time at Domino's (fast food pizza).
I love FML, Pinterest and YouTube. For the most part I have quit Facebook after being addicted for several years. I felt like I could be spending my time doing better things, plus there's always annoying people who disagree with me and try to argue, and I felt I was addicted and spent too much time on that site.
I'm quite passionate about equality. I'm bisexual and I would consider myself a feminist.

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Today, I watched Gigli. FML

#19259305
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7897) - you deserved it (25435)

On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

#19259305
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7897) - you deserved it (25435)

On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML

#19240246
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13942) - you deserved it (50887)

On 03/08/2012 at 4:48pm - love - by gabbykinz13 - United States

Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML

#19222956
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25350) - you deserved it (7735)

On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

#19211804
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39848) - you deserved it (27519)

On 03/04/2012 at 12:02am - love - by Autocorrected (man) - Philippines (Bulacan)

Today, my landlady roasted a joint of beef and the whole house smelled wonderful. OK, even if I am a masochistic vegetarian and former omnivore, that was way beyond cruel. FML

#19152969
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7646) - you deserved it (28671)

On 02/24/2012 at 10:28am - misc - by i2xl (woman) - Canada

Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

#19144549
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9170) - you deserved it (28493)

On 02/23/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by wobble... - Australia

Today, I spent my day creating a new type of laugh, and performing it in my head. FML

#19129747
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16256) - you deserved it (12319)

On 02/21/2012 at 6:49am - work - by annoym - United States (Florida)

Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML

#19129332
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22059) - you deserved it (25749)

On 02/21/2012 at 3:10am - intimacy - by desperate905 - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML

#19126066
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33224) - you deserved it (5107)

On 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Gothicbunnyx3 - United States

Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML

#19122192
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24112) - you deserved it (7862)

On 02/20/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by shea234 - United States

Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML

#19098700
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31310) - you deserved it (4092)

On 02/17/2012 at 4:44am - love - by Cheap N Happy (woman) - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

#19035174
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32313) - you deserved it (17912)

On 02/09/2012 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

#18972343
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20049) - you deserved it (8787)

On 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by pmony - United States (New York)

Today, I explained to my dad that I think I have a vaginal infection. I asked if he could take me to the doctor. He responded by saying, "Just shove some ice up there. It'll go away." FML

#18850090
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30743) - you deserved it (3406)

On 01/19/2012 at 12:14am - health - by hurts.to.pee - United States



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