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  • Birth Date : Friday 26 August 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 15515
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 52 posted

About skyttlz : Hi. My name is Abigail and I'm 21 years old. I'm working part time at Domino's (fast food pizza), looking for a new job because I've been there almost 2 years and it's not what I want to do for life.

I love FML, Pinterest and YouTube. For the most part I have quit Facebook after being addicted for several years. I felt like I could be spending my time doing better things, plus there's always annoying people who disagree with me and try to argue, and I felt I was addicted and spent too much time on that site.

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Today, I had a job interview. All was going well until the interviewer asked me, "So, why should we hire you?" Without thinking, I blurted out, "Because, I'm awesome!" Don't think I'll be getting that one. FML

Today, I had to remove a glass bottle, complete with an ineffective pullstring, from a patient's rectum. He claimed that he'd accidentally sat on it, and later threatened to sue me for every penny if I breathed a word of it to anyone. Oops, looks like I just did. FML


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On 06/28/2013 at 5:59pm - work - by DocKreso (man) - Croatia (Splitsko-Dalmatinska)

Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML


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On 06/26/2013 at 5:07am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML


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On 06/19/2013 at 12:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML


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On 06/15/2013 at 4:57am - love - by bloody - United States

Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither of us live on a farm. Half the neighborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML


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On 05/24/2013 at 6:48pm - misc - by unwilling redneck - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate in the backseat of his car, when a police car pulled up behind us. My mom later told me that intimacy was fine, just not in a car. We were in the car because she told me that intimacy was fine, just not in her house. FML


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On 05/21/2013 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by backseatbusted (woman) - United States

Today, I finally started exercising. I'm a rather obese person and I'm super pumped up to finally get off my lazy butt and lose some weight. Locking myself in my room, I first started with a very simple exercise: jumping jacks. I farted each time I jumped. I jumped 10 times. FML


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On 05/04/2013 at 4:11am - health - by thatonesilentkidinclass (man) - Philippines (Batangas)

Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old daughter lying on her bed, repeatedly opening and closing her legs. I asked her what she was doing, and she replied, "Trying to queef. I saw it online." FML


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On 04/19/2013 at 6:04pm - kids - by reyoflight (man) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, I met my new girlfriend at her house for the very first time. And her 17 cats, whose names all begin with the letter "K", because they're all "kewl kats." FML


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On 04/18/2013 at 10:37am - love - by obnum - United States

Today, I just remembered that I changed my Gmail display name to "Rice Ball" out of privacy-paranoia a while back. I've been using this same email to apply to several professional jobs. FML


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On 04/15/2013 at 1:58am - misc - by geeshock1987 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML


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On 04/14/2013 at 11:45pm - love - by lonely (woman) - United States

Today, I got dumped during sex. FML


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On 03/28/2013 at 6:02am - intimacy - by Bigfatfailure (man) - United States (California)

Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming "Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML


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On 03/25/2013 at 5:45pm - love - by franky (woman) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML


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On 03/25/2013 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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