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skyttlz

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 14350
  • Number of comments : 829
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 52 posted

About skyttlz : Hi. My name is Abigail and I'm 20 years old. I'm working part time at Domino's (fast food pizza), looking for a new job because I've been there almost 2 years and it's not what I want to do for life.

I love FML, Pinterest and YouTube. For the most part I have quit Facebook after being addicted for several years. I felt like I could be spending my time doing better things, plus there's always annoying people who disagree with me and try to argue, and I felt I was addicted and spent too much time on that site.

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skyttlz's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

#2727
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26648) - you deserved it (2681)

On 01/26/2009 at 6:44pm - misc - by glittercat - United States (Missouri)

Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML

#2670
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18014) - you deserved it (5710)

On 01/26/2009 at 12:38pm - misc - by dangyo - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

#2620
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7057) - you deserved it (53064)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by Timmy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I crapped in my pants and had to wait an hour of commuting till I could clean it up. What a sight and smell it was on the subway. Thank God I had sunglasses to wear. FML

#2443
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11161) - you deserved it (27434)

On 01/24/2009 at 1:56pm - love - by screwed - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, I crapped in my pants and had to wait an hour of commuting till I could clean it up. What a sight and smell it was on the subway. Thank God I had sunglasses to wear. FML

#2443
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11161) - you deserved it (27434)

On 01/24/2009 at 1:56pm - love - by screwed - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, I had to walk home from school in the rain, because my mom "didn't have a car to pick me up in". But when I got home, the car had magically appeared. Just great. FML

#2319
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18788) - you deserved it (1943)

On 01/23/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by blahmina - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me that my feet smell. He was in the next room at the time. FML

#2293
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15836) - you deserved it (6849)

On 01/23/2009 at 7:04am - love - by sadass - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

#2256
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62505) - you deserved it (8193)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, I woke up with this terrible toothache and called my mother for a lift to the dentist. This super-dentist-chick enters in and says: "Nice to meet you, your mother just told me you're afraid of dentists?" I'm 29. FML

#2012
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18120) - you deserved it (2922)

On 01/21/2009 at 7:36am - love - by Noname - Canada (Quebec)

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML

#1975
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29283) - you deserved it (2132)

On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version

Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML

#1001
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51922) - you deserved it (7221)

On 01/12/2009 at 11:19am - intimacy - by Poopy - United States (California)

Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML

#920
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24175) - you deserved it (3943)

On 01/10/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by doh - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML

#891
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23782) - you deserved it (7021)

On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

#767
386 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38009) - you deserved it (8023)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm - kids - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend tried to clean out the fireplace with a vacuum cleaner, she sucked up a bunch of embers which set the vacuum on fire. After a crying for a bit, she went back to finish cleaning up only to find that some embers she dumped in a bucket melted through and set part of the carpet on fire. FML

#645
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22121) - you deserved it (3529)

On 12/31/2008 at 9:53pm - misc - by blck - United States (Oklahoma)



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