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  • Birth Date : Friday 26 August 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 16195
  • Number of comments : 846
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 52 posted

About skyttlz : Hi. My name is Abigail and I'm 21 years old. I'm working part time at Domino's (fast food pizza), looking for a new job because I've been there almost 2 years and it's not what I want to do for life.

I love FML, Pinterest and YouTube. For the most part I have quit Facebook after being addicted for several years. I felt like I could be spending my time doing better things, plus there's always annoying people who disagree with me and try to argue, and I felt I was addicted and spent too much time on that site.

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skyttlz's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

#3375
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29991) - you deserved it (8544)

On 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by iFail - United States (California)

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

#3221
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34588) - you deserved it (3752)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

#3193
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29341) - you deserved it (6373)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:30pm - misc - by j4y - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

#3168
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35860) - you deserved it (4891)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by john - United States (Kansas)

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

#2727
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30140) - you deserved it (3102)

On 01/26/2009 at 6:44pm - misc - by glittercat - United States (Missouri)

Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML

#2670
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21652) - you deserved it (6630)

On 01/26/2009 at 12:38pm - misc - by dangyo - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

#2620
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7948) - you deserved it (56824)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by Timmy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I crapped in my pants and had to wait an hour of commuting till I could clean it up. What a sight and smell it was on the subway. Thank God I had sunglasses to wear. FML

#2443
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11688) - you deserved it (28226)

On 01/24/2009 at 1:56pm - love - by screwed - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, I crapped in my pants and had to wait an hour of commuting till I could clean it up. What a sight and smell it was on the subway. Thank God I had sunglasses to wear. FML

#2443
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11688) - you deserved it (28226)

On 01/24/2009 at 1:56pm - love - by screwed - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, I had to walk home from school in the rain, because my mom "didn't have a car to pick me up in". But when I got home, the car had magically appeared. Just great. FML

#2319
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21967) - you deserved it (2217)

On 01/23/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by blahmina - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me that my feet smell. He was in the next room at the time. FML

#2293
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19330) - you deserved it (7834)

On 01/23/2009 at 7:04am - love - by sadass - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

#2256
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64497) - you deserved it (8379)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, I woke up with this terrible toothache and called my mother for a lift to the dentist. This super-dentist-chick enters in and says: "Nice to meet you, your mother just told me you're afraid of dentists?" I'm 29. FML

#2012
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21973) - you deserved it (3371)

On 01/21/2009 at 7:36am - love - by Noname - Canada (Quebec)

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML

#1975
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32263) - you deserved it (2418)

On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version

Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML

#1001
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55185) - you deserved it (7759)

On 01/12/2009 at 11:19am - intimacy - by Poopy - United States (California)



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