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skyttlz

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 August 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 14309
  • Number of comments : 827
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 52 posted

About skyttlz : Hi. My name is Abigail and I'm 20 years old. I go to school part time and I'm working towards a general two year degree. And I'm also working part time at Domino's (fast food pizza).
I love FML, Pinterest and YouTube. For the most part I have quit Facebook after being addicted for several years. I felt like I could be spending my time doing better things, plus there's always annoying people who disagree with me and try to argue, and I felt I was addicted and spent too much time on that site.

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skyttlz's favorite FMLs

Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML

#36168
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36557) - you deserved it (18421)

On 02/13/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by fmlfmboyfriendah (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that my parents can see a screen-by-screen of everything I say and do on my computer. FML

#35844
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49466) - you deserved it (7108)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:57am - misc - by Yazzy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML

#30377
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42889) - you deserved it (5078)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by atterz123 (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

#29912
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (171910) - you deserved it (49582)

On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

#21834
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80262) - you deserved it (24792)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML

#17496
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78329) - you deserved it (4760)

On 02/09/2009 at 1:32pm - misc - by Sal (man) - United States (California)

Today, on my way home from watching a movie with a girl, I began having an erection because I thought I could kiss her goodnight. She dropped me off at home, and with my full blown erection, I walked in front of her car with the headlights on. FML

#15767
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12416) - you deserved it (42648)

On 02/08/2009 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by dgordo3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML

#14836
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25224) - you deserved it (3680)

On 02/08/2009 at 11:30am - misc - by KaLa (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a few notes from this girl I like at school for 2 years telling me she feels the same way. My dad knocks on the door and I panic and say "Hold on!". I shoved them under my pillow then told him to come in. He said "Son, it's perfectly normal to masturbate." FML

#14349
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33966) - you deserved it (10897)

On 02/08/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Misunderstood (man) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14047) - you deserved it (67906)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14047) - you deserved it (67906)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her facebook status said "Pointless day, gone to bed". FML

#11273
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34580) - you deserved it (2441)

On 02/06/2009 at 9:28am - misc - by pointlessperson (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, while my 4 year old nephew was hugging me, he stepped back and declared, "Auntie, my Pee-do is hard, but it will go away." FML

#11033
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32655) - you deserved it (2918)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:30pm - misc - by Fag_Hag (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML

#8789
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49425) - you deserved it (3802)

On 02/04/2009 at 7:40pm - kids - by teach - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, "Get him away from me!" I had never met this girl. FML

#7894
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43139) - you deserved it (2439)

On 02/04/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by disgusting (man) - United States (Virginia)



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