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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 August 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 16243
  • Number of comments : 846
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 52 posted

About skyttlz : Hi. My name is Abigail and I'm 21 years old. I'm working part time at Domino's (fast food pizza), looking for a new job because I've been there almost 2 years and it's not what I want to do for life.

I love FML, Pinterest and YouTube. For the most part I have quit Facebook after being addicted for several years. I felt like I could be spending my time doing better things, plus there's always annoying people who disagree with me and try to argue, and I felt I was addicted and spent too much time on that site.

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skyttlz's favorite FMLs

Today, I was watching TV when the Jim Beam commercial came on with the hot girl saying how she likes her men fat and hairy. My mom walked in and said, "See honey, you still have a chance." FML

#54355
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40815) - you deserved it (4754)

On 02/16/2009 at 4:45pm - misc - by LonelyInLA (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a fastfood restaurant to pick up food for my work party. I ordered 250 chicken fingers, 15 orders of fries, and 2 gallons of tea, and the guy behind the counter asked, "Is this for here or to go?" FML

Today, on campus, these really overly-happy people walking around with big signs saying "free hugs". When I walked towards them, their smiles faded, and they put their signs down. FML

#38092
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49814) - you deserved it (4464)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by shit's weak - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

#36182
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45466) - you deserved it (7531)

On 02/13/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by veggiegal (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML

#36168
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39178) - you deserved it (19328)

On 02/13/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by fmlfmboyfriendah (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that my parents can see a screen-by-screen of everything I say and do on my computer. FML

#35844
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53767) - you deserved it (7663)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:57am - misc - by Yazzy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML

#30377
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44111) - you deserved it (5204)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by atterz123 (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

#29912
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (176524) - you deserved it (50655)

On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

#21834
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86391) - you deserved it (26449)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML

#17496
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83487) - you deserved it (5113)

On 02/09/2009 at 1:32pm - misc - by Sal (man) - United States (California)

Today, on my way home from watching a movie with a girl, I began having an erection because I thought I could kiss her goodnight. She dropped me off at home, and with my full blown erection, I walked in front of her car with the headlights on. FML

#15767
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13174) - you deserved it (43968)

On 02/08/2009 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by dgordo3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML

#14836
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28686) - you deserved it (4048)

On 02/08/2009 at 11:30am - misc - by KaLa (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a few notes from this girl I like at school for 2 years telling me she feels the same way. My dad knocks on the door and I panic and say "Hold on!". I shoved them under my pillow then told him to come in. He said "Son, it's perfectly normal to masturbate." FML

#14349
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35180) - you deserved it (11183)

On 02/08/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Misunderstood (man) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14904) - you deserved it (71059)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14904) - you deserved it (71059)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)



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