Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

skyttlz

Offline (12 hours ago) | Search for a member

skyttlz

26Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 August 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 14621
  • Number of comments : 837
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 52 posted

About skyttlz : Hi. My name is Abigail and I'm 20 years old. I'm working part time at Domino's (fast food pizza), looking for a new job because I've been there almost 2 years and it's not what I want to do for life.

I love FML, Pinterest and YouTube. For the most part I have quit Facebook after being addicted for several years. I felt like I could be spending my time doing better things, plus there's always annoying people who disagree with me and try to argue, and I felt I was addicted and spent too much time on that site.

skyttlz's page activity

Visits<b>Freakitten</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 3:59pm<b>therouni</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 4:14am<b>thatnakedguy</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 8:43am<b>leogachi</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 5:57am<b>tj4234</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 6:33am<b>dk1991</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 9:14am<b>Sangogames</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 12:38am<b>JessMac9000</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 1:15am<b>racquel1115</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 4:28pm<b>Mitchellbassists</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 7:37am<b>jerry91</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 4:58am<b>jdmx325</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 4:49am<b>_ExcitedPotato_</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 12:43am<b>feetlvr</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 7:11pm<b>Furby94</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 5:34am<b>I_Bite</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 7:55pm<b>Princess_Eevee9</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 3:30pm<b>dylanhasemann13</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 1:34am

Fucked!<b>dk1991</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 3:14pm<b>Mitchellbassists</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 1:37pm<b>patwo8</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 5:07am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 3:37pm<b>One_Way</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 5:25am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 7:29pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 1:20pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 5:17am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 3:44am<b>therouni</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 8:23am<b>ThatllDoDonkey</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 3:13am<b>brieee</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 1:50am<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 5:06pm<b>gavdarv</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 3:00pm<b>Chelserser</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 12:27am<b>lilcuz69</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 4:25am<b>allstarrider</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 12:54pm<b>the_rude_dude</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 9:03am

skyttlz's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

See all of skyttlz's badges

skyttlz's favorite FMLs

Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML

#20838395
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54255) - you deserved it (3931)

On 08/15/2013 at 5:47am - work - by bglenney - United States (California)

Today, I was at a job interview for a position I really needed. Somehow, the interviewer and I started talking about fishing. I joked, "I'm a master baiter." Needless to say, I didn't get the job. FML

#20833743
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28501) - you deserved it (39975)

On 08/12/2013 at 1:11pm - work - by master baiter - United States (New York)

Today, my apparently braindead and now ex-boyfriend asked me if "this period thing" is going to happen a lot, and said that if it is, "we're so done." FML

#20824199
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53413) - you deserved it (4657)

On 08/06/2013 at 5:55pm - love - by Crouching Tiger, Hidden Retard (woman) - United States

Today, I was buying ingredients for a salad. I had only picked up a few cucumbers, when an elderly lady came up to me and murmured, "Make sure you use lots of lube, or that'll hurt. Been there, sweetheart." What the HELL? FML

#20817265
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57086) - you deserved it (5540)

On 08/02/2013 at 4:23pm - misc - by um... what the fuck, miss? (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML

#20814697
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59266) - you deserved it (10634)

On 08/01/2013 at 2:21am - kids - by father of the year - United States

Today, my husband bought me a big box of tampons. He claims to know when my period is about to start before I do. Sadly, he's right. FML

#20812881
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49889) - you deserved it (8336)

On 07/31/2013 at 2:31am - love - by RayneWolf13 (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my parents staged an intervention because I ate a year's supply of noodles in 2 weeks. FML

Today, I was going so slow in traffic that my GPS asked me if I wanted to switch to pedestrian mode. FML

#20801861
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42497) - you deserved it (7618)

On 07/24/2013 at 9:31pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my dog's butthole. It slapped me in the face when I finally got it out. FML

#20787584
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59413) - you deserved it (7023)

On 07/17/2013 at 12:48am - animals - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I had my driver's test in rural Maine. I hit a cow. FML

#20777070
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49361) - you deserved it (13976)

On 07/12/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

#20769088
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55560) - you deserved it (9513)

On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Googled "How to act like an adult." I'm 37. FML

#20765003
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25053) - you deserved it (50740)

On 07/05/2013 at 11:16am - misc - by forever young (woman) - United States

Today, I had a job interview. All was going well until the interviewer asked me, "So, why should we hire you?" Without thinking, I blurted out, "Because, I'm awesome!" Don't think I'll be getting that one. FML

Today, I had to remove a glass bottle, complete with an ineffective pullstring, from a patient's rectum. He claimed that he'd accidentally sat on it, and later threatened to sue me for every penny if I breathed a word of it to anyone. Oops, looks like I just did. FML

#20752893
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51934) - you deserved it (5957)

On 06/28/2013 at 5:59pm - work - by DocKreso (man) - Croatia (Splitsko-Dalmatinska)

Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML

#20747987
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37549) - you deserved it (3605)

On 06/26/2013 at 5:07am - work - by Anonymous - United States



FML's blog

  • Pauline's illustrated FML
  • Come on, no need to make that face ! Yep, it's sadly the last, mournful days of Summer. People are packing up their beach balls and flip flops, putting their caravans back into storage and trying to forget…

Friday 28 August 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: