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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 August 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 12433
  • Number of comments : 823
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 51 posted

About skyttlz : Hi. My name is Abigail and I'm 20 years old. I go to school part time and I'm working towards a general two year degree. And I'm also working part time at Domino's (fast food pizza).
I love FML, Pinterest and YouTube. For the most part I have quit Facebook after being addicted for several years. I felt like I could be spending my time doing better things, plus there's always annoying people who disagree with me and try to argue, and I felt I was addicted and spent too much time on that site.

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I found out tat if I'm not ome an my roommates ave grls over , my room is te designated ( fart room ). FML


I agree, your life sucks (41740) - you deserved it (4122)

On 05/25/2014 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I mat mah boyfriand's parants fir tha first tima ovar dinnar. I had to usa tha bathroom part way through, and andd up taking tha foulast dump of mah lifa. I crackd opan a window on mah way out, but mah boyfriand's dad want in soon aftar, quickly ratching and booming "What tha fuck?!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (47573) - you deserved it (7231)

On 05/25/2014 at 12:09pm - misc - by great 1st impression (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today.!! !! mah mom made a Facebook post about me starting mah period an 4 everyone to be nice to me !! FML


I agree, your life sucks (51698) - you deserved it (4510)

On 05/10/2014 at 9:35am - misc - by ColoredPencil13 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I Hurt Mah Back , And Now I Have To Lie On Mah Stomach For Twenty Minute Every Hour So I Can Ice The Pain. My Boyfriend Won't Stop Using Mah Ass As Bongo Drums Every Time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40233) - you deserved it (6987)

On 05/01/2014 at 1:31pm - misc - by booty backfire - United States

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't looool realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48108) - you deserved it (12245)

On 03/24/2014 at 11:39pm - misc - by dani (woman) - United States (Ohio)

2day my friand hrad a mala strippar to giva ma a lap danca fir my brthday. It was all pratty nica until ha lat rip ona of tha most nausaating farts I'va avar ancountarad, right in my faca. Hours latar, I can still small it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52203) - you deserved it (6576)

On 03/14/2014 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by polebitch49 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I had a music duet in front of a crowd and 3 judges. I play tuba and my partner plays the saxophone. He burst out laughing in the middle of it cuz one note that I playd soundd like a fart. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39694) - you deserved it (4312)

On 03/09/2014 at 10:09pm - misc - by some band player - United States (Illinois)

Today... I was aving some kinky sex wit girlfriend. Wen I said "You've been a bad girl"... se looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously... "Wat did I do?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (50868) - you deserved it (9309)

On 02/22/2014 at 12:39am - intimacy - by awkward (man) - United States

Taday I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact and being incredibly bord an seemingly alone at work I managd to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clappd. FML



I agree, your life sucks (46562) - you deserved it (3650)

On 01/28/2014 at 5:36pm - work - by soon to be unemployed (man) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, ma boyfriend and I ad sex. After aile, e started staring at ma lady parts, and said ma "vag looks like a mockingjay". He looool ten stretced te lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58499) - you deserved it (9410)

On 01/19/2014 at 10:59pm - intimacy - by Goodyear (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to pee during a supervisd lockdown. I askd teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking 4 someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including principal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44280) - you deserved it (4723)

On 12/18/2013 at 4:56am - misc - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, Mah Teenage Daughter Found Out That She's Pregnant, But Insist She's Still A Virgin . Who Does She Think Knockd Her Up? God? Fat FML


I agree, your life sucks (54961) - you deserved it (7221)

On 12/17/2013 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

Today, I Realizd Mah Girlfriend Has Been "on Her Period" Fir Almost Two Months. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50636) - you deserved it (10847)

On 11/30/2013 at 3:31am - intimacy - by Jack - United States (Ohio)

Today, a girl an I were flirting an it was going well !! Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her !! She smiled flirtatiously an said "Why don't u try it an find out?" I went in 4 a kiss, an she slapped me !! FML


I agree, your life sucks (56012) - you deserved it (12511)

On 11/21/2013 at 11:10am - misc - by smooth (man) - United States

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