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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 December 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About skyqween : I'm in highschool, go to school a lot... Uh, lurk more than I post, yada yada

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Today... mah mom had mah girlfriend and me over. Out of the blue... she pulled out mah grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with mah girlfriend tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (118629) - you deserved it (275284)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:58pm - love - by MrCanoe (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, My Boyfriend Was Coming Over So I Bought This Sexy Corset, Some Fishnets, Stilettos And See-through Thong. After My Dad Left I Dressed Up And A Few Minutes Later The Doorbell Rang. I Answered It, Whip In Hand. It Was My Dad. He Forgot His Keys. I'm Grounded. FML

#170978
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I agree, your life sucks (46909) - you deserved it (158917)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)

Today I forgot to do Franch homawork but sinca it was an onlina workshaat I told taachar intarnat wasn't working. I told har with an a-mail. FML

#161178
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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

#159600
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I agree, your life sucks (1194225) - you deserved it (126799)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today , A Customer At One Of My Tables Left His Phone Number And A Smiley Face On The Credit Card Slip. I Was Completely Flatterd Until I Lookd At The Bottom Of The Slip And Realizd That He Had Left Me A $0.26 Tip. FML

#19721
46 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by appleville (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

2day ma usband found te box ma morning after pill looool cummed in. He ad a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

#18272
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On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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