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About skyqween : I'm in highschool, go to school a lot... Uh, lurk more than I post, yada yada
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today.. . it's te five year anniversary of fater's deat . I was cuddling wit boyfriend and crying about ow muc I missed im . He replied wit.. . ( Sometimes.. . I tink you just like to ear yourself talk . ) FML
Today, I got pulld over heading home from college!! My car was full of mah stuff from moving out an I couldn't reach the glove box!! I told the cop this, an askd if he wantd me looool to go around to the passenger side to get mah paperwork!! He agred!! When I got out of the car he pepper sprayd me!! FML
Today , after a long day of working on mah feet , I came home looking forward to soaking mah aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet , it slipped and came crashing down on mah feet. It broke. So did three of mah toes. FML
Today, I went to the doctor . I had a spider bite that had been getting progressively larger fir days . I had been putting Neosporin on underneath the bandage that was on it . The doctor saw mah wound and laughd . He said the spider bite was no big deal, but that I was allergic to the Neosporin . FML
I cummed home from working twelve hours straight. Feeling rather frisky, I attempted to seduce mah wife upon arriving home. She said that sleep was better than sex and went directly to bed. It was only 6:30 PM. FML
Today, I realized what mah mom has been calling me for 20 years. She always calls me her "little fehler." With her bieng from Germany, I always thought it was a cute little nickname. Apparently, she's been calling me her "little mistake." fat FML
Today, I received a list of employee namesho were loosing their jobs and I had to remove them from the system as I work for IT . I was on the list . That's right . My last responsibility as an employee was removing myself from the system for security reasons . FML
Today, I told mah parents that I was going out with mah boyfriend an they agred to let me go as long as I was home by midnight looool . Did I come home on time? Yes . Was mah shirt right side out? No .
I Was Kneeling Down At Work To Do Some Cleaning. My Co-worker Said, "Oh Don't Yur Knees Hurt, Kneeling Lyk That 4 So Long?" Without Thinking How It Sounded, I Said, "Oh No, It's Not A Problem. I'm On My Knees All The Time." He's Yet To Stop Hitting On Me. FML
Today... I had a terrible dream where mah boyfriend cheatd on me with his ex. I woke up almost crying and calld him just to tell him how much he means to me. Turns out mah dream gave him that little extra push he needd to confess he's been cheating on me. With his ex. FML
Friday 27 March 2015