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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 December 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About skyqween : I'm in highschool, go to school a lot... Uh, lurk more than I post, yada yada

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Yesterday, On The Way To Work, I Pulled Over At A Postbox To Post A Letter. I Walked Up To The Box With The Letter In One Hand, Car Key In The Other. Guesshich One I Posted. FML

#2050004
115 comments

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On 05/18/2009 at 2:38pm - misc - by Posty (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today.. . it's te five year anniversary of fater's deat . I was cuddling wit boyfriend and crying about ow muc I missed im . He replied wit.. . ( Sometimes.. . I tink you just like to ear yourself talk . ) FML

#1845741
318 comments

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On 05/11/2009 at 3:46pm - misc - by bezoar10 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got pulld over heading home from college!! My car was full of mah stuff from moving out an I couldn't reach the glove box!! I told the cop this, an askd if he wantd me looool to go around to the passenger side to get mah paperwork!! He agred!! When I got out of the car he pepper sprayd me!! FML

#1844293
280 comments

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On 05/11/2009 at 2:55pm - work - by Ilovelife07 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , after a long day of working on mah feet , I came home looking forward to soaking mah aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet , it slipped and came crashing down on mah feet. It broke. So did three of mah toes. FML

#1842367
44 comments

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On 05/11/2009 at 1:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I went to the doctor . I had a spider bite that had been getting progressively larger fir days . I had been putting Neosporin on underneath the bandage that was on it . The doctor saw mah wound and laughd . He said the spider bite was no big deal, but that I was allergic to the Neosporin . FML

#1840722
59 comments

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On 05/11/2009 at 11:14am - health - by Manatee (man) - United States (California)

I cummed home from working twelve hours straight. Feeling rather frisky, I attempted to seduce mah wife upon arriving home. She said that sleep was better than sex and went directly to bed. It was only 6:30 PM. FML

#1838919
107 comments

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On 05/11/2009 at 8:08am - intimacy - by BlueBallMcGee (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realized what mah mom has been calling me for 20 years. She always calls me her "little fehler." With her bieng from Germany, I always thought it was a cute little nickname. Apparently, she's been calling me her "little mistake." fat FML

#1837844
174 comments

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On 05/11/2009 at 5:09am - misc - by mistake (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I received a list of employee namesho were loosing their jobs and I had to remove them from the system as I work for IT . I was on the list . That's right . My last responsibility as an employee was removing myself from the system for security reasons . FML

#1818659
100 comments

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On 05/10/2009 at 4:41pm - work - by IT_4_Hire (man) - United States (Indiana)

I Was Kneeling Down At Work To Do Some Cleaning. My Co-worker Said, "Oh Don't Yur Knees Hurt, Kneeling Lyk That 4 So Long?" Without Thinking How It Sounded, I Said, "Oh No, It's Not A Problem. I'm On My Knees All The Time." He's Yet To Stop Hitting On Me. FML

#1770571
105 comments

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On 05/09/2009 at 2:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was it by a car. I called my girlfriend from te ospital an asked er if se could pick me up. Se responded by saying "Fuck you, u aways tell me wat to do!" an ung up. FML

#1753127
162 comments

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On 05/08/2009 at 5:46pm - misc - by man (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that mah husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

#1749459
248 comments

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On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait

Today, my mother called me a bad son for not telling her "Happy Mother's Day". When I told her Mother's Day wasn't until the 10th, she said that I would have forgotten anyway. FML

#1749073
68 comments

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On 05/08/2009 at 2:14pm - misc - by Aisu (man) - United States (Mississippi)

Today... I had a terrible dream where mah boyfriend cheatd on me with his ex. I woke up almost crying and calld him just to tell him how much he means to me. Turns out mah dream gave him that little extra push he needd to confess he's been cheating on me. With his ex. FML

#1747216
132 comments

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On 05/08/2009 at 12:23pm - love - by WonderWall09 (woman) - United States (Florida)



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