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Visits<b>KristennNx</b> - the 06/19/2014 at 2:47pm

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Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML


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On 02/23/2013 at 1:28am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was on the treadmill at the gym, when I felt my pants start slipping. I tried to pull them up, but lost my balance and fell face-first onto the floor. When I go to my wedding tomorrow, half the guests will probably think I've exchanged my fiancé for Chris Brown. FML


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On 02/01/2013 at 6:31pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Brazil

Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML


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On 01/16/2013 at 1:26pm - health - by SF49 - United States

Today, while making dinner I cut my finger badly with a knife. When I yelled for my dad to drive me to the hospital, he accused me of lying to get attention. He had to taste my blood before he decided it wasn't red-colored corn syrup. FML


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On 01/14/2013 at 12:52am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

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