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skylerguns
  • Town/Country : las vegas, united states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 September 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 552
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About skylerguns : IDK but this site is awsome

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Today, I stopped at the light when someone crashed on to my motorcycle making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I forgot to lift the helmet shield. FML

#5719271 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (6585) - you deserved it (32438)

On 10/08/2009 at 8:22am - misc - by lumacsp - United States (Florida)

Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML

#5515193 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (38600) - you deserved it (3376)

On 09/27/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by screwwyou (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to give a speech on the importance of dental hygiene. I got really nervous, so I did what I've heard in movies. I pictured everyone naked, began staring at a hot blonde in the front, and got hard. FML

#4906491 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (10043) - you deserved it (35534)

On 08/29/2009 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by SOdamnNervous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I gave my girlfriend a small stun gun I bought for her. She mentioned how she thought it was ''cute'', though it probably wouldn't help if someone was after her. She then put the tazer to my chest. When I woke up, she told me how it was my fault, for buying it for her. FML

#4414579 (125)

I agree, your life sucks (35482) - you deserved it (9414)

On 08/09/2009 at 10:13pm - health - by Ducati (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was eating a croissant. After eating half of it and about to take another bite, a spider crawled out of one of the holes of flaky deliciousness and descended down a thread of web to the table, where it scuddled away. There was a whole family of them living in there. FML

#3755395 (248)

I agree, your life sucks (46163) - you deserved it (2225)

On 07/14/2009 at 7:57pm - animals - by homedoggieo (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are suppose to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here FML." FML

#2459150 (196)

I agree, your life sucks (16353) - you deserved it (54643)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)