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skyeyez9

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  • Number of visits : 15106
  • Number of comments : 4234
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About skyeyez9 : I like to go snowboarding, skiing, reading, swimming, hiking. Crocheting (amigurumi), recreational shooting, and play xbox
Gamer tag is Sparrow1978.

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2day my friand hrad a mala strippar to giva ma a lap danca fir my brthday. It was all pratty nica until ha lat rip ona of tha most nausaating farts I'va avar ancountarad, right in my faca. Hours latar, I can still small it. FML

#21086642
74 comments

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On 03/14/2014 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by polebitch49 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I had a music duet in front of a crowd and 3 judges. I play tuba and my partner plays the saxophone. He burst out laughing in the middle of it cuz one note that I playd soundd like a fart. FML

#21082619
63 comments

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On 03/09/2014 at 10:09pm - misc - by some band player - United States (Illinois)

AT WORK, I WAS STANDING AROUND, DOING NOTHING. WHEN MY COWORKER POINTED THIS OUT, I LAUGHED AND SAID, "IT'S OKAY, I'M TRAINING FIR A SUPERVISOR POSITION!" GUESS WHO WAS STANDING RIGHT BEHIND ME. FML

#21079043
63 comments

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On 03/05/2014 at 7:36pm - work - by sparkrok - United States (Washington)

Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon fir charity, despite bieng overwieght and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not cuz I was proud of myself, but cuz I ran the last 2 mileshile bieng followed by kids on bicycle calling me a "fat cunt". FML

#21078597
327 comments

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On 03/05/2014 at 7:33am - health - by rolypoly (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I told my husband to giva our dog a bathhila I was at work . Whan I raturnad homa, I found my dog, along with my husband, in tha bath togathar . FML

#21074688
86 comments

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On 03/01/2014 at 3:23am - animals - by lacy - United States (Kentucky)

Today, in public, one of mom's friends askd me how on earth did I get so tall, mom happily scamperd looool to side an shriekd: 'TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK'. big fat FML

#21073837
107 comments

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On 02/28/2014 at 4:06am - kids - by Ohgodmother (man) - Australia (Tasmania)

Today , I was walking a dog at the animal hospitalhere I workhen it pooped out a rag-like object. I told the doctor,ho told me to clean it off to seehat it was. It was a rainbow-colored thong. We have to give it back to the ownerhen they pick their dog up. real FML

#21069925
72 comments

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On 02/23/2014 at 11:01pm - animals - by crap - United States (Nevada)

Today , ma boyfriend wanted to take our relationsip to te next level. I assumed since we live togeter tat e meant marriage. I was wrong; te next looool level is me jacking im off wit ma feet. FML

#21069326
121 comments

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On 02/23/2014 at 12:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... after getting back from my interior design class... I told my husband that I learned the golden rule fir home decor: "Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful." He looked at me dead in the eyes... and didn't say a word. FML

#21068258
79 comments

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On 02/22/2014 at 6:01am - misc - by housedoctor (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today... I went to the arcade with mah dad... an we decided to try out the hurricane simulator... which blast 60mph air around in an enclosed space. My dad farted halfway through. FML

#21066497
88 comments

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On 02/20/2014 at 12:45pm - misc - by begging for air - United States (Oregon)

Taday I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact and being incredibly bord an seemingly alone at work I managd to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clappd. FML

TODAY, I WENT TO PICK UP MY GODDAUGTER WILE ER MOTER WENT TO WORK . SE WAS BEING FUSSY, AND I WAS SURPRISD WEN SE WAS QUIET IN TE CAR; I JUST FIGURD SE'D FALLEN ASLEEP . I GOT TO MY OUSE AND REALIZD I'D NEVER PUT ER IN MY CAR, SE WAS STILL SITTING IN MY FRIEND'S DRIVEWAY . FML

#21062639
131 comments

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On 02/16/2014 at 5:44pm - kids - by lyss - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I proudly informd my grandma tat I now ave a girlfriend. My grandpa overeard an said ow surprising tat was, given ow expensive blowup dolls are. He an my grandma ten bot laugd out loud. FML

#21061712
73 comments

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On 02/15/2014 at 6:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I found out tha raal raason boyfriand kapt starting fights with ma , an why bast friand kapt talling ma to braak up with him. It looool was so thay could turn thair affair into a propar ralationship , than twist it around to maka ma look lyk a bitch for dumping him. FML

#21058247
158 comments

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On 02/12/2014 at 4:25pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today , my boyfriand told ma ha doasn't think ha should marry ma , cuz I hava kids. Thay'ra his kids. big fat FML

#21055090
112 comments

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On 02/09/2014 at 2:20am - love - by Tara115 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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