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skyeyez9

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  • Title : Madam
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 15102
  • Number of comments : 4234
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About skyeyez9 : I like to go snowboarding, skiing, reading, swimming, hiking. Crocheting (amigurumi), recreational shooting, and play xbox
Gamer tag is Sparrow1978.

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Today, after years of marriage and mah lazy husband letting himself go, I can now finish a bottle of wine and still be sober. This means I've built immunity to the last thing that can make me want to have sex with him. FML

#21119490
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49329) - you deserved it (13051)

On 04/21/2014 at 11:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday I decided to be nice and pay a visit to mah grandma. We ended up playing Scrabble. In between passing wind that smelled like rotting eggs, she kept playing the filthiest words she could, and yelled at mehenever I checked to see if they were in the Scrabble dictionary. FML

#21118282
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35902) - you deserved it (4682)

On 04/20/2014 at 5:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - Slovenia (Domzale Commune)

Today..!! I was taking the biggest shit of my life!! When I worked the thing out..!! it hit the water with such force that I got a toilet water enema from the backwash!! I was so freaked out that I screamed and fell off the seat..!! prompting my husband to rush in to see what was wrong!! FML

#21111156
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36183) - you deserved it (8483)

On 04/12/2014 at 2:07pm - misc - by traumatized (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , mah little brother was feeling lyk the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed , hit the wall , and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears , and I'm now grounded because mah parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

#21107739
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49143) - you deserved it (3684)

On 04/08/2014 at 4:13pm - kids - by vreenya (woman) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, I realized ow boring and sexually deprived my life is wen I found a gas station ten cents ceaper tan te one I usually use. It gave me bot an astma attack and an erection, simultaneously. FML

#21107421
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42933) - you deserved it (6263)

On 04/08/2014 at 3:56am - misc - by the long distance guy - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got up early in the morning to get a snack, only to walk in on my ( vegan ) housemate eating a turkey sandwich !! This bastard harasses me every other day about my meat-eating, but all he could do looool after he noticd me was drop the sandwich an claim he'd been sleepwalking !! fat FML

#21104594
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39404) - you deserved it (3210)

On 04/04/2014 at 6:07pm - misc - by fuck you with a bacon cock (man) - United Kingdom (Moray)

Today , I asked mah daughter to buy me two pints of milk. Apparently , the shop only had four-pints , so she got that and poured half down the drain. FML

#21099986
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44519) - you deserved it (6436)

On 03/30/2014 at 6:04am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Havering)

TODAY... WHILE SEARCHING A WOMAN 4 CONTRABAND AS PART OF JOB... SHE KEPT MAKING SEXUAL NOISES THROUGHOUT. AFTER I FINISHED... SHE HUGGED ME AN WENT ON HER WAY. I REALLY NEED A NEW JOB. FML

#21099601
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38415) - you deserved it (4405)

On 03/29/2014 at 7:07pm - work - by ohdear. (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

yesterday the clock in the study lounge was off, so I was half-an-hour late to class. I was too embarrassd to walk in late, so I sat for the next half-hour with my ear against the door trying to hear the lecture. People stoppd to ask if there was something wrong with me. Yeah, probably. FML

#21096550
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35136) - you deserved it (10407)

On 03/25/2014 at 11:31pm - work - by SocialAnxietySucks (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned balls!! FML

#21096245
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21744) - you deserved it (50344)

On 03/25/2014 at 5:20pm - intimacy - by testacular (man) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't looool realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

#21095689
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48108) - you deserved it (12245)

On 03/24/2014 at 11:39pm - misc - by dani (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah drunken self became a vaguely racist poet. I am now the author of a four-page poem entitld ( Chocolate Men ). mega FML

#21094789
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30380) - you deserved it (16227)

On 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm - misc - by chocochoco - United States (New York)

Today , I found out why my dad always treated me badly as a kid compared to my siblings . It's cuz I was conceived while my mom was cheating on him . On top of that , he made it clear that he still doesn't consider me a ( real ) part of looool the family . FML

#21091901
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52700) - you deserved it (3118)

On 03/20/2014 at 4:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY ON MAH WAY TO BURGER KING I GOT INTO A HEATED DISCUSSION WITH MAH WIFE ABOUT OUR CATS. WE HAVE 15 RESCUES AND I'VE REACHED MAH LIMIT. GUESS WAT CUMMED RUNNING UP TO MAH CARHILE WAITING IN THE DRIVE-THROUGH. WE NAMED HIM PICKLES. FML

#21091449
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43502) - you deserved it (9421)

On 03/20/2014 at 12:31am - animals - by cat whisperer - United States

2DAY I WAS TEXTING AN ARTIST FRIEND TELLING HER I WANTED TO BUY HER PAINTINGS; GOING ON AN ON ABOUT HOW MUCH I WANTED IT AN LOVED THE WAY THEY LOOKED AN COULDN'T WAIT TO HAVE THEM. I REALIZED MAH PHONE HAD CORRECTED PAINTINGS TO PANTIES. FML

#21091119
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38600) - you deserved it (5131)

On 03/19/2014 at 7:19pm - misc - by BigBlue (man) - United States (Washington)



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