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About skyeyez9 : I like to go snowboarding, skiing, reading, swimming, hiking. Crocheting (amigurumi), recreational shooting, and play xbox
Gamer tag is Sparrow1978.
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Today, after years of marriage and mah lazy husband letting himself go, I can now finish a bottle of wine and still be sober. This means I've built immunity to the last thing that can make me want to have sex with him. FML
yesterday I decided to be nice and pay a visit to mah grandma. We ended up playing Scrabble. In between passing wind that smelled like rotting eggs, she kept playing the filthiest words she could, and yelled at mehenever I checked to see if they were in the Scrabble dictionary. FML
Today..!! I was taking the biggest shit of my life!! When I worked the thing out..!! it hit the water with such force that I got a toilet water enema from the backwash!! I was so freaked out that I screamed and fell off the seat..!! prompting my husband to rush in to see what was wrong!! FML
Today , mah little brother was feeling lyk the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed , hit the wall , and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears , and I'm now grounded because mah parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML
Today, I got up early in the morning to get a snack, only to walk in on my ( vegan ) housemate eating a turkey sandwich !! This bastard harasses me every other day about my meat-eating, but all he could do looool after he noticd me was drop the sandwich an claim he'd been sleepwalking !! fat FML
yesterday the clock in the study lounge was off, so I was half-an-hour late to class. I was too embarrassd to walk in late, so I sat for the next half-hour with my ear against the door trying to hear the lecture. People stoppd to ask if there was something wrong with me. Yeah, probably. FML
Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't looool realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML
Today , I found out why my dad always treated me badly as a kid compared to my siblings . It's cuz I was conceived while my mom was cheating on him . On top of that , he made it clear that he still doesn't consider me a ( real ) part of looool the family . FML
TODAY ON MAH WAY TO BURGER KING I GOT INTO A HEATED DISCUSSION WITH MAH WIFE ABOUT OUR CATS. WE HAVE 15 RESCUES AND I'VE REACHED MAH LIMIT. GUESS WAT CUMMED RUNNING UP TO MAH CARHILE WAITING IN THE DRIVE-THROUGH. WE NAMED HIM PICKLES. FML
2DAY I WAS TEXTING AN ARTIST FRIEND TELLING HER I WANTED TO BUY HER PAINTINGS; GOING ON AN ON ABOUT HOW MUCH I WANTED IT AN LOVED THE WAY THEY LOOKED AN COULDN'T WAIT TO HAVE THEM. I REALIZED MAH PHONE HAD CORRECTED PAINTINGS TO PANTIES. FML
Friday 27 March 2015