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About skyeyez9 : I like to go snowboarding, skiing, reading, swimming, hiking. Crocheting (amigurumi), recreational shooting, and play xbox
Gamer tag is Sparrow1978.
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Today, and fir the last week, I've resorted to driving myself to the nearest corner store to take mah daily dump. I'm doing this because I recently moved in with mah boyfriend, and I'm afraid he'll be disgusted at how often I clog the toilet. FML
Today, I was having a debate with my friend over tattoos. I used the example that u wouldn't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari. He looked me in the eye an said, "Yeah, but your no Ferrari. More like a Prius." FML
Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML
Today, I Went To See My Dermatologist Friend 4 A Free Consultation On My Terrible Acne. During My Visit, Se Said I Probably Won't Be Getting Any More Pimples. Excited, I Asked Er Ow Se Could Tell. Se Replied, ( Tere's No More Room 4 It. ) FML
Yesterday, I found out that mah colleague had replacd mah email auto-responder with a message saying, ( I'm away fir two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please addres me by mah new name: Crystal. ) FML
I was on a rowing machine at the gym , listening to a podcast . Something funny was said , I laughd , lost mah balance and fell off , with mah feet still stuck in the footrests . Someone had to come and help me off . fat FML
Today, I was to give a presentation to several of mah company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were amused. FML
Today, I was browsing te web on my boyfriend's laptop, wen I idly clicked a bookmark . It turned out to be is private blog, were e most recently spoke in very creepy detail about is efforts to make me love im, remarking tat, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in er breeding ips." FML
Today, I was at te supermarket ceckout. I anded over ma items, wic included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. Te security guard standing beside te casier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; se's flowing from every ole!" FML
Taday I went to the store for some pads with dad. We got them and then went to the cashier. That's when he realizd that they were scentd. He took one out of the box, sniffd it, made me sniff it, then insistd the cashier smell it. big fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015