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skyeyez9

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  • Title : Madam
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 15100
  • Number of comments : 4234
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About skyeyez9 : I like to go snowboarding, skiing, reading, swimming, hiking. Crocheting (amigurumi), recreational shooting, and play xbox
Gamer tag is Sparrow1978.

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skyeyez9's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally achieved the perfect hourglass figure. Too bad I'm a guy. FML

#19844120
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21400) - you deserved it (4876)

On 06/25/2012 at 10:05am - misc - by Wwiimaniac (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, and fir the last week, I've resorted to driving myself to the nearest corner store to take mah daily dump. I'm doing this because I recently moved in with mah boyfriend, and I'm afraid he'll be disgusted at how often I clog the toilet. FML

#19822934
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11968) - you deserved it (26432)

On 06/21/2012 at 6:02am - health - by TheDumper (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was having a debate with my friend over tattoos. I used the example that u wouldn't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari. He looked me in the eye an said, "Yeah, but your no Ferrari. More like a Prius." FML

#19801481
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10606) - you deserved it (23234)

On 06/17/2012 at 1:01pm - misc - by kitty shah - United States

Today, I am exhausted an can barely move after being up all night taking care of mah drunk an vomiting husband. He, on the other hand, feels much better an is bounding with energy. FML

#19800781
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21530) - you deserved it (2728)

On 06/17/2012 at 8:34am - health - by Shenza - United States (New York)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37400) - you deserved it (4026)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, I Went To See My Dermatologist Friend 4 A Free Consultation On My Terrible Acne. During My Visit, Se Said I Probably Won't Be Getting Any More Pimples. Excited, I Asked Er Ow Se Could Tell. Se Replied, ( Tere's No More Room 4 It. ) FML

#19787608
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28504) - you deserved it (2380)

On 06/14/2012 at 3:34pm - health - by ultraattitude - United States

Today, ma identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, andispered in ma ear, "I know wat u look like naked." fat FML

#19776975
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41000) - you deserved it (3879)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today, I got a lecture about being lazy an not being active enoug fir ma age, wic ended wit, "Wen I was yur age, I was out every nigt aving sex wit anyting tat breated." Tanks Gran. FML

#19745357
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25981) - you deserved it (3229)

On 06/06/2012 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by BrianTheLion89 - United States

Yesterday, I found out that mah colleague had replacd mah email auto-responder with a message saying, ( I'm away fir two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please addres me by mah new name: Crystal. ) FML

#19710494
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29238) - you deserved it (2822) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm - love - by Monsieur-Madame (man) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

I was on a rowing machine at the gym , listening to a podcast . Something funny was said , I laughd , lost mah balance and fell off , with mah feet still stuck in the footrests . Someone had to come and help me off . fat FML

#19703850
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16196) - you deserved it (4348)

On 05/30/2012 at 10:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Cork)

yesterday I joind a local interest website, hoping to make some friends in my area. I don't think I've ever met so many guys before who introduce themselves with pictures of there cocks. mega FML

#19678592
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21252) - you deserved it (5419)

On 05/25/2012 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was to give a presentation to several of mah company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were amused. FML

#19668387
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21877) - you deserved it (4575)

On 05/23/2012 at 4:38pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was browsing te web on my boyfriend's laptop, wen I idly clicked a bookmark . It turned out to be is private blog, were e most recently spoke in very creepy detail about is efforts to make me love im, remarking tat, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in er breeding ips." FML

#19663287
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34489) - you deserved it (4033)

On 05/22/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was at te supermarket ceckout. I anded over ma items, wic included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. Te security guard standing beside te casier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; se's flowing from every ole!" FML

#19623439
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39378) - you deserved it (4078) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm - misc - by lafinesse (woman) -

Taday I went to the store for some pads with dad. We got them and then went to the cashier. That's when he realizd that they were scentd. He took one out of the box, sniffd it, made me sniff it, then insistd the cashier smell it. big fat FML

#19614809
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26598) - you deserved it (2341)

On 05/13/2012 at 1:02am - misc - by vron991 - United States (Delaware)



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