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skyeyez9

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  • Title : Madam
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  • Number of visits : 15090
  • Number of comments : 4234
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About skyeyez9 : I like to go snowboarding, skiing, reading, swimming, hiking. Crocheting (amigurumi), recreational shooting, and play xbox
Gamer tag is Sparrow1978.

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Today... I was in a training about the newest change in CPR. The trainer was discussing chest compression technique an said she prefer "good... fast... hard pumping." I was the only one who snickerd out loud... drawing several annoyd looks from the other trainees. I'm a 45-year-old doctor. big fat FML

#20803758
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39029) - you deserved it (18609)

On 07/25/2013 at 11:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at Walmart . A guy in a mobility scootar bumpd into ma, than told ma to ( gat tha fuck out of tha way . ) Whan I told him to watch his mouth, ha got up and shovd ma into a shalf . Just a faw minutas prior, ha'd yalld that ha was paralyzd from tha waist down . FML

#20797503
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47823) - you deserved it (3235)

On 07/22/2013 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today... The Great Deal On Mah New Apartment Has Turned Into A Nightmare. I Keep Hereing Extremely Werd Sounds Almost Every Night... And When I Tried Taking Pics Of The Place Today... Mah Camera's Face Recognition Feature Kept Activating... But Only In Mah Bedroom. I'm Scared Shitless. FML

#20796032
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60482) - you deserved it (4397)

On 07/21/2013 at 4:54pm - misc - by notenoughunderwearintheworld (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today I cummed home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around listening to me talking in my sleep. FML

#20793742
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52766) - you deserved it (8987)

On 07/20/2013 at 4:35am - work - by Dirty_Mind_69 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today I cummed home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around listening to me talking in my sleep. FML

#20793742
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52766) - you deserved it (8987)

On 07/20/2013 at 4:35am - work - by Dirty_Mind_69 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Yesterday, one of mah cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean looool up regurgitated kittens. FML

Taday I had to pull ona of thosa toy stratchy hands out of mah dog's butthola . It slappd ma in tha faca whan I finally got it out . FML

#20787584
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57355) - you deserved it (6796)

On 07/17/2013 at 12:48am - animals - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up fir years, buten I saw te pack I just couldn't elp myself. One taste was enoug to make me finis off teole pack. Nobody knows tat I've fallen off te wagon and I'm so asamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuit again. real FML

#20786268
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44406) - you deserved it (32470) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/16/2013 at 9:18am - health - by Aliiiice (woman) - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today... I knockd over a display case at a mall... shattering hundreds of dollars in goods. Embarrassd... I trid to scurry out of the nereest door without being seen. I scuttld right into the janitor's closet... the door automatically locking behind me. I waitd fir an hour to be let out. FML

#20784911
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22296) - you deserved it (43656)

On 07/15/2013 at 7:36pm - money - by Jer (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

#20777956
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46643) - you deserved it (6076)

On 07/12/2013 at 4:27pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , while at the doctor's , a week overdue with my frst child , I was told that sex an orgasms can sometimes help to induce labor. On the way home , my boyfriend asked fir road head , arguing that ( She said that stuff about orgasms. ) Not you , honey. FML

#20770510
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56698) - you deserved it (6775)

On 07/08/2013 at 1:03pm - intimacy - by realitybites (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around an smeared it everywhere. My dog excel at timing. FML

#20770214
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44298) - you deserved it (4220)

On 07/08/2013 at 7:19am - animals - by PerfectTiming - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, ( It looks so unnatural . ) Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked himhy he keeps his totally ungroomed . Turns out ( Men having hair is okay . Women aren't supposed to, though . ) FML

#20759121
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51804) - you deserved it (12472)

On 07/02/2013 at 12:37am - intimacy - by yeshehaspornaddiction (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, mah boyfriand told ma that ha was going to buy ma a "magic wand". Baing a Harry Pottar fanatic, I assumad ha maant a raplica wand. It turns out ha actually maant a Magic Wand vibrator. I was mora axcitad about tha HP wand.

#20758994
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44880) - you deserved it (8864)

On 07/01/2013 at 11:37pm - intimacy - by whorecrux (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I foolishly thought that I was alone in the house, and let out a huge fart on the toilet!! This went on for a while due to an upset stomach!! I later walkd into the living room only to find my parents and a few of there friends sitting on the couch, teary-eyd from laughing so much!! FML



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