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skyeyez9

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skyeyez9

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 15599
  • Number of comments : 4244
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About skyeyez9 : I like to go snowboarding, skiing, reading, swimming, hiking. Crocheting (amigurumi), recreational shooting, and play xbox
Gamer tag is Sparrow1978.

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Visits<b>TiddlesWiddles</b> - one hour ago<b>izkiz</b> - yesterday at 3:15pm<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 7:48pm<b>WaltzingPhantom</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 10:48am<b>davisjenny81</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 7:50am<b>zingline89</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 12:23am<b>D_Word_Head</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 10:44pm<b>inuyouko</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 11:45pm<b>Bubbles68</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 11:23pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 8:47am<b>Sexomancer</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 12:42am<b>The_Avatar</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 10:11pm<b>missmorggan</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 9:09am<b>Capriciousfox</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 3:05am<b>LilsBills300</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 11:59pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 2:50pm<b>esaliba</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 2:32am<b>RooPeanutButter</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 4:48pm

Fucked!<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 1:48am<b>WaltzingPhantom</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 4:48pm<b>D_Word_Head</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 5:43am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 8:50pm<b>Ghilliebro</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 4:53am<b>minecraftguy333</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 3:04am<b>watermelon15</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 12:00am<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 5:39am<b>mypineapple</b> - the 12/05/2014 at 8:03am<b>normal_shy_kid</b> - the 09/30/2014 at 1:02am<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 6:39pm

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skyeyez9's favorite FMLs

Today, as if to prove that there is no end to the unspeakable stupidity of the human race, a patient was brought into my hospital, needing a cellphone removed from his anus. FML

#20872880
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49688) - you deserved it (3180)

On 09/08/2013 at 12:38pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland (Bern)

Today, a week after my dad discovered Family Guy and started mindlessly repeating catchphrases from it 24/7, I finally lost my temper and told him how incredibly annoying it is. He just paused, turned to look me in the eyes, and said, "Shut up, Meg." FML

#20870528
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53031) - you deserved it (19233)

On 09/06/2013 at 6:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, after 8 months of being belittled and treated like trash at my job as a prep cook in a high-end kitchen, I stood up for myself to the line cooks. Not only did everyone laugh at me, I got fired for causing a scene during service and insubordination. FML

#20869973
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36722) - you deserved it (8971)

On 09/06/2013 at 7:45am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I couldn't sleep due to an awful head cold, so I stayed home from work. Apparently, the local high school marching band practices in the park across the street at 9am. They're doing the Imperial March music from Star Wars. They suck. FML

#20867437
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40381) - you deserved it (3149)

On 09/04/2013 at 12:24pm - misc - by lostinspace (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to be bounced roughly up and down on the water. As a result, I had the most intense orgasm of my entire life, while sitting 2 inches away from my dad's friend. He definitely noticed. FML

#20862305
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56607) - you deserved it (6023)

On 08/31/2013 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by SplishSplash (woman) - United States

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML

#20861665
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22332) - you deserved it (65629)

On 08/31/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by criminal tit offender - United States (Alabama)

Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

#20861263
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43232) - you deserved it (7355)

On 08/31/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by fartz (woman) - United States

Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML

#20852722
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50142) - you deserved it (7247)

On 08/24/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by -.- - United States

Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML

#20846728
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45298) - you deserved it (10654)

On 08/20/2013 at 6:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, when I got back to my dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML

#20846099
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43434) - you deserved it (2518)

On 08/20/2013 at 8:54am - animals - by TheRoad42 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my spouse asked me if I could transfer some of the passion I have for buffalo wings into our relationship. FML

Today, I accidentally hit an elderly man while driving. The police came, and five minutes later I was told that he confessed to walking in the middle of the road to get hit and claim compensation. He was fine, but I still got charged for hitting a pedestrian. FML

#20843576
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40823) - you deserved it (4523)

On 08/18/2013 at 7:23pm - misc - by FMLdude - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after an argument with my wife, I stormed out of our bedroom through the sliding doors to the balcony. Only there was no balcony, because it still hasn't been replaced yet. I'm now laid-up in hospital. FML

#20843350
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38417) - you deserved it (15113)

On 08/18/2013 at 4:13pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML

#20840692
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48951) - you deserved it (20127)

On 08/16/2013 at 6:21pm - money - by JacksWag4 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was verbally abused by a customer at my job. Apparently, wearing "ugly, thick-framed hipster glasses as a fashion statement is a HUGE faux pas." These are my actual prescription glasses, and "faux pas" is not pronounced "fox paws". FML

#20840053
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44154) - you deserved it (3448)

On 08/16/2013 at 7:08am - misc - by hipster glasses - United States



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