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About skyeyez9 : I like to go snowboarding, skiing, reading, swimming, hiking. Crocheting (amigurumi), recreational shooting, and play xbox
Gamer tag is Sparrow1978.
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Today I saw a long black hair coming out of the drain!! Thinking it was mah sister's I called her in and pulled it out 4 her to see only to realize I was actually pulling out a long brown roach by the antenna!!
Today, aftar ma dad trying avary bait, ormona, and poison, ta cockroacas in tis apartmant ava gona crazy. Tay r trying to kill tamsalvas. Ona triad to commit suicida, by suffocation, in ma mout tis morning. FML
Today, I Was Homa Sick And Playing With Mah Dog. I Suddanly Falt Tha Urga To Throw Up, So I Sprintad To Tha Bathroom. My Dog Thought This Was An Invitation To Chasa Ma And Tackla Ma To Tha Floor. Maga FML
TODAY... I WAS GOING FIR MA MORNING WALK... WEN A GUY IN A MASSIVE TRUCK DROVE UP BESIDE ME... WIT A KID NO MORE TAN 4 RIDING SOTGUN. I LOST MA FAIT IN UMANITY WEN IS TINY VOICE YELLED TROUG TE WINDOW... "NICE ASS!" FML
Today I started a new job!! Tree of Kenyan coworkers keep getting togeter and reminding me tat aving more tan one wife is okay in tere country!! I've gotten 3 marriage proposals from married men so far!! FML
MY HUSBAND INJURD HIS BACK BADLY. HE'S TAKEN THREE PERCOCETS, BECAUSE ACCORDING TO HIM, HE KNOWS THE DOSAGE BETTER THAN HIS DOCTOR, AND IS DEMANDING THAT I LET HIM DRIVE HIMSELF TO WORK, WITH NO PANTS ON. FML
Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife!! I threw a blue shell an it hit her!! She then refusd to speak to me fir three hours straight until right before bedtime when she calld me a bastard an told me to sleep on the couch!! FML
Today , I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile , I didn't want to get anywhere near it , so flushed it with mah foot , only 4 it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", an he replid with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughd. FML
TODAY, I WAS AT THE LOCAL GROCERY STORE. I'VE HAD REALLY BAD GAS LATELY, AND I ACCIDENTALLY LET ONE GO WHILE STANDING IN LINE. THE WOMAN BEHIND ME THOUGHT IT WAS HER KID, AND SMACKED HIM FIR FARTING IN PUBLIC. FML
Friday 27 March 2015