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skyeyez9

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  • Title : Madam
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 15091
  • Number of comments : 4234
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About skyeyez9 : I like to go snowboarding, skiing, reading, swimming, hiking. Crocheting (amigurumi), recreational shooting, and play xbox
Gamer tag is Sparrow1978.

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skyeyez9's favorite FMLs

Today looool , ma boyfriand broka ta bd pratanding to ba a catarpillar!! FML

#21300031
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28469) - you deserved it (3343)

On 11/16/2014 at 4:44am - love - by tine - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I saw a long black hair coming out of the drain!! Thinking it was mah sister's I called her in and pulled it out 4 her to see only to realize I was actually pulling out a long brown roach by the antenna!!

#21296899
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34230) - you deserved it (4392)

On 11/11/2014 at 11:56am - animals - by izzy46111 - United States (Arizona)

Today, aftar ma dad trying avary bait, ormona, and poison, ta cockroacas in tis apartmant ava gona crazy. Tay r trying to kill tamsalvas. Ona triad to commit suicida, by suffocation, in ma mout tis morning. FML

#21282365
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35765) - you deserved it (3140)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:42am - misc - by youngboob (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today my little sister decidd it would be funny to hide in the washroom closethile I was taking a piss . I wasn't pissing I was wanking . FML

#21281971
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37211) - you deserved it (11263)

On 10/20/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by John (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML

#21271220
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35662) - you deserved it (3039)

On 10/05/2014 at 1:04pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I Was Homa Sick And Playing With Mah Dog. I Suddanly Falt Tha Urga To Throw Up, So I Sprintad To Tha Bathroom. My Dog Thought This Was An Invitation To Chasa Ma And Tackla Ma To Tha Floor. Maga FML

#21259489
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32976) - you deserved it (3215)

On 09/16/2014 at 2:46pm - animals - by furryfriend (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY... I WAS GOING FIR MA MORNING WALK... WEN A GUY IN A MASSIVE TRUCK DROVE UP BESIDE ME... WIT A KID NO MORE TAN 4 RIDING SOTGUN. I LOST MA FAIT IN UMANITY WEN IS TINY VOICE YELLED TROUG TE WINDOW... "NICE ASS!" FML

#21257417
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40449) - you deserved it (4422)

On 09/13/2014 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today I started a new job!! Tree of Kenyan coworkers keep getting togeter and reminding me tat aving more tan one wife is okay in tere country!! I've gotten 3 marriage proposals from married men so far!! FML

#21255696
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35467) - you deserved it (3086)

On 09/10/2014 at 1:16pm - work - by notmarryingyou - United States (Washington)

MY HUSBAND INJURD HIS BACK BADLY. HE'S TAKEN THREE PERCOCETS, BECAUSE ACCORDING TO HIM, HE KNOWS THE DOSAGE BETTER THAN HIS DOCTOR, AND IS DEMANDING THAT I LET HIM DRIVE HIMSELF TO WORK, WITH NO PANTS ON. FML

#21254463
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39760) - you deserved it (3642)

On 09/08/2014 at 1:56pm - health - by jkim - United States (California)

Today, I work at a bakery. As I was putting out some cakes with fruit on top of them, a customer asked me how we get the little hairs to stay on the raspberries, and if we glue them on. FML

#21249886
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34168) - you deserved it (3055)

On 09/01/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by s0728 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife!! I threw a blue shell an it hit her!! She then refusd to speak to me fir three hours straight until right before bedtime when she calld me a bastard an told me to sleep on the couch!! FML

#21244858
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44261) - you deserved it (7895)

On 08/25/2014 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today , I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile , I didn't want to get anywhere near it , so flushed it with mah foot , only 4 it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML

#21244424
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37395) - you deserved it (13032)

On 08/24/2014 at 1:31pm - work - by Alisterine - United States (Missouri)

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", an he replid with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughd. FML

#21228111
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49276) - you deserved it (21285)

On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today I went to a comedy show with mah mom an they asked the audience members to yell out there problems as ideas fir an improv skit. My mom yelled "My daughter can't get a boyfriend!" mega FML

#21222137
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44790) - you deserved it (4531)

On 07/27/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by Yeppets (woman) - United States

TODAY, I WAS AT THE LOCAL GROCERY STORE. I'VE HAD REALLY BAD GAS LATELY, AND I ACCIDENTALLY LET ONE GO WHILE STANDING IN LINE. THE WOMAN BEHIND ME THOUGHT IT WAS HER KID, AND SMACKED HIM FIR FARTING IN PUBLIC. FML

#21214127
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30985) - you deserved it (39222)

On 07/19/2014 at 1:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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