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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 March 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 399
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About skyblues : My name is Skylar, and that's all ya need to know. Well, besides the stalker stats listed above, of course.

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Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9393) - you deserved it (33157)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML

#18580798
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27363) - you deserved it (3765) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by anna - France

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

#16767931
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36252) - you deserved it (3171)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm - misc - by shyshy96679 - United States

Today, I was walking home down a small street while listening to my iPod. I really got into the music, and started to dance really badly, only to realise there was a car following me, trying to get past. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6945) - you deserved it (26105)

On 10/22/2010 at 5:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up being awful, but I came to my car to find out someone drew Squidward from "SpongeBob" with large letters spelling "I LIKE POTATOES!" on my windshield. In permanent marker. FML

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128 comments

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On 11/14/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by squidwardpotatoes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned the hard way that if you walk up to a hobo by your car pooping, they will chase you yelling, "Get out of my bathroom!" FML

#6166961
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29377) - you deserved it (3634)

On 11/05/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, during an argument with my daughter she screamed "everyone hates you!" and stormed off. I flopped down on the couch in frustration where the cat jumped on my lap. "You love me, don't you?" I asked the cat. She crapped on my leg and went to my daughter's room. FML

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65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34278) - you deserved it (5808)

On 10/01/2009 at 10:25am - animals - by unloved (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was babysitting this one year old. She just learned how to say yes so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said "yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty... she looked at me and said "NO." FML

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58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56082) - you deserved it (12104)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:29pm - kids - by hi (woman) - United States (New York)



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