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About skybear35 : hi
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my head has been killing me. I've had the worst headache ever. Happy that I could finally sleep, I plopped onto my bed and bashed my head on the wall. FML
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On 04/10/2011 at 2:50am - misc - by Monique - United States (Texas)
Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML
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On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML
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On 04/10/2011 at 12:42am - love - by torny>horny - United States
Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML
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On 04/09/2011 at 3:52am - misc - by 2classicNot2 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
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On 03/22/2011 at 1:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML
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On 02/25/2011 at 3:37pm - misc - by gumpy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school. Apparently, she was learning about the food pyramid and when she was asked to identify what she had eaten the day before, she said "dog food". FML
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On 02/25/2011 at 1:44pm - kids - by Ldp56 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML
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On 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by CutieBooty (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (Kentucky)
Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by savanna(: - United States (Utah)
Today, my sister lost a leg. Immediately after hearing the news, my boyfriend started cracking jokes about getting her a job at IHOP. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by mariet (woman) - United States
Today, I toured an art museum. Our tour guide had an obvious lisp, so I tried my best not to laugh. When she asked me a question about a sculpture, I accidentally responded "Yeth ma'am". She ended the tour right there. FML
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On 02/09/2011 at 3:56pm - misc - by Sam (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)
Today, I bought a pretty blue parakeet to keep my parrot company, and named her Sky. I went to work a few hours later. When I came home that night, I found my parrot dead. There wasn't a huge mess to clean, though; Sky had already eaten half of his corpse. FML
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On 02/04/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by omnomnom (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my husband decided it would be funny to shout "Woohoo!" in Michael Jackson's voice while having an orgasm. FML
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On 02/03/2011 at 12:17am - intimacy - by anonymous -
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