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  • Town/Country : Trinidad, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 October 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1168
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Today, I was diagnosed with a condition that makes me lactate. I'm a 6' tattooed guy with a boxing competition coming up soon. I'm never going to hear the end of this. FML

#21520387
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21994) - you deserved it (1557)

On 01/28/2016 at 11:26am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was taking a dump at work. I had my two-way radio attached to the back of my belt. When I stood up and pulled my pants up, I managed to send the antenna straight up my butt. FML

#21520186
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19919) - you deserved it (4355)

On 01/27/2016 at 7:29pm - misc - by poopsicle (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while I was in the shower, my 4 year old son wondered what would happen if he put 6 eggs in the microwave. FML

#21479171
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22753) - you deserved it (2890)

On 10/12/2015 at 5:35pm - kids - by why do eggs explode - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

#21476456
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22397) - you deserved it (3513)

On 10/05/2015 at 3:20pm - health - by ouch - United States (California)

Today, I was running late for school and accidentally ran a red light and got pulled over. I couldn't find the registration and was freaking out, when the cop told me that he wouldn't give me a ticket if he could give me some advice. His advice? Don't wear your shirt inside-out. FML

#21469786
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24075) - you deserved it (4309)

On 09/18/2015 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, at Subway, the pretty girl serving made me so nervous by that I forgot what cucumbers were called. FML

#21454765
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21426) - you deserved it (3421)

On 08/11/2015 at 12:22pm - misc - by it's awkward - United States (California)

Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML

#21444204
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23544) - you deserved it (3169)

On 07/19/2015 at 9:23pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML

#21443162
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27144) - you deserved it (3279)

On 07/17/2015 at 7:04pm - misc - by AK-47 (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML

#21439858
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30134) - you deserved it (17165)

On 07/11/2015 at 1:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to my girlfriend's parents' house for lunch. I ended up in the bathroom constipated and remembered reading it's easier to "go" if you are squatting. My girlfriend's dad walked in on me perched on the toilet like an owl. FML

#21430214
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25843) - you deserved it (4905)

On 06/22/2015 at 4:58pm - health - by oh no (man) - United States (California)

Today, as I finished my piano recital and took a bow, I farted into the microphone. FML

#21428226
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31164) - you deserved it (4138)

On 06/18/2015 at 6:53pm - work - by fartypants - United States (Florida)

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

#21409928
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34216) - you deserved it (7698)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, once again, I explained that yes, I'm Russian. No, I'm not a communist. No, I don't pray to a picture of Putin riding a bear. And no, I don't have any vodka on me. FML

#21408243
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32437) - you deserved it (3391)

On 05/11/2015 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML

#21385195
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26881) - you deserved it (5107)

On 04/01/2015 at 3:40am - intimacy - by zetuga (man) - United Kingdom (Luton)



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