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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2694
  • Number of comments : 157
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About skullofdarkness : Hi, I'm Stephen, and you're creepin. Now. If you wanna message me, fine, it's probably gonna take me a while to get back to you, seeing as how I rarely get on here

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Today, ma mom confessd to loving ma "little sister" more tan se loves me. My "little sister" is te family dog. FML

#20808417
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48517) - you deserved it (3534)

On 07/28/2013 at 6:34pm - animals - by the un-loved child - United States (California)

Today, Cuz I Refusd To Shave Off What My Wife Calls My "pedo 'stache", She Paintd "Free Candy" On The Side Of My Van. Fat FML

#20807393
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40950) - you deserved it (27615)

On 07/28/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today... my dad walked in on me filming a Harlem Shake video. He stared 4 a moment... said "Son... I don't have a problem with homosexuals... but... nevermind." then shook his head and walked out. mega FML

#20806774
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37164) - you deserved it (23697)

On 07/27/2013 at 6:43pm - misc - by ¬_¬ (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When mah 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants an peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out 4 upsetting her. FML

#20806438
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55208) - you deserved it (4259)

On 07/27/2013 at 2:31pm - kids - by poopiter (woman) - United States (Colorado)

TODAY, I RETURND FROM A LONG BUSINES TRIP A DAY EARLY TO SURPRISE WIFE. SHE WAS SLEEPING, SO I CLIMBD INTO BD AND STARTD SPOONING HER. THINKING I WAS AN INTRUDER, SHE SIMULTANEOUSLY KICKD ME IN THE GROIN, ELBOWD ME IN THE RIBS, AND SMACKD THE BACK OF HER HEAD INTO JAW. FML

#20805942
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43629) - you deserved it (24610)

On 07/27/2013 at 4:03am - love - by good_aim (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend broke up with me after 4 perfectly happy years together . The reason? He had a dream in which his dead former girlfriend from when he was 13 told him she still lovd him . He now believes his dead childhood sweetheart is trying to contact him and I'm ( in the way of there love . ) mega FML

#20805936
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58380) - you deserved it (4153)

On 07/27/2013 at 3:56am - love - by Immaculatedream (woman) - New Zealand

Today, my pone went off, reminding me to take my birt control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. Te ringtone ad been canged to my boyfriend singing "It's birt control time, birt control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

#20805312
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56353) - you deserved it (9340)

On 07/26/2013 at 9:14pm - misc - by turning red - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the frst time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "uh-huh," "not too bad," and "yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML

#20804720
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65193) - you deserved it (6603)

On 07/26/2013 at 2:00pm - intimacy - by awkward (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday, mah mother an I were discussing how we couldn't believe it's been nerely a year since mah dad died. Not paying attention, mah husband absentmindedly added, "Time flies when you're having fun." FML

#20804154
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44312) - you deserved it (3255)

On 07/26/2013 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today... I was in a training about the newest change in CPR. The trainer was discussing chest compression technique an said she prefer "good... fast... hard pumping." I was the only one who snickerd out loud... drawing several annoyd looks from the other trainees. I'm a 45-year-old doctor. big fat FML

#20803758
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39029) - you deserved it (18609)

On 07/25/2013 at 11:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, I REALISD THAT I CAN TELL 6 CATS APART BY THE SOUND OF THERE PAWS ON THE CARPET. I THINK I NED FRIENDS. FML

#20803453
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44581) - you deserved it (8834)

On 07/25/2013 at 8:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, I spontaneously got ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on earlobe looks ( exactly the same ) as the hole from her ear piercing. FML

#20801253
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45716) - you deserved it (3052)

On 07/24/2013 at 2:03pm - kids - by ouch - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML

#20801095
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22908) - you deserved it (47726)

On 07/24/2013 at 12:05pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came back from vacation only to fine mah 16-year-old son was throwing looool a party with over 30 kids in our house. My 33-year-old sister was having fun dancing on a table. mega FML

yesterday I learned that mah wife used to striphile in college. I found this outhen I brought her to a work party an mah boss recognized her. FML

#20800769
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52211) - you deserved it (3994)

On 07/24/2013 at 3:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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