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Today, while outside, a bug flew up my nose. After I told my family and friends about a faint vibrating in my upper nostril, they all convinced me I was paranoid. That was until that night when I blew my nose and there was the bug in my tissue. Its leg was still twitching. FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 10:19pm - health - by baugy (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 4:57pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - misc - by uhhh what? - United States (Washington)
Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 11:50pm - animals - by Lee (woman) - United States
Today, I woke up to the sight of a zucchini and a condom on my bedside table, along with a note saying "I know it's tough being single." Apparently my mom has boundary issues, my dad will laugh at anything, and the fact I just got dumped means nothing. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 5:34pm - intimacy - by Madeline Lee (woman) - France (Aquitaine)
Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML
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Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 1:11pm - misc - by nobrows (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, the mouse trap I set in my kitchen worked. I caught a snake. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 9:17am - animals - by rubberduckie94 (woman) - United States
Today, my patient had her call bell on. When I went to see what she needed, she replied that she was very itchy and could not reach to scratch the itch. I basically got called in to scratch my patient's crotch. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 2:15am - work - by akasha (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went to my first meeting at the university women's group, excited to become a more involved feminist. The first item on the meeting's agenda? The upcoming bake sale. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by feminismlol (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stops and asks if he can eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by Krissy (woman) - United States
Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to my Christian accountability partner from church to talk about continuing to maintain Christian values. We had sex. Oh, the irony. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Badchristian (woman) - United States (Texas)
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