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skiz
  • Town/Country : Newcastle, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 41956
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About skiz : We are SKIZ and we doesn't afraid of anything

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Today, I was helping an old man find a pair of shoes. I told him about a particularly comfortable pair but had to inform him that they only came in black or white. Hearing this, the old man grabbed me around the neck and began to beat me in the head with our display shoe. He wanted brown. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66108) - you deserved it (3477)

On 06/12/2009 at 1:33am - work - by Shoes (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was sitting at my college campus, there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15953) - you deserved it (56112)

On 05/20/2009 at 8:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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