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skiz
  • Town/Country : Newcastle, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 41684
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Today, I was helping an old man find a pair of shoes. I told him about a particularly comfortable pair but had to inform him that they only came in black or white. Hearing this, the old man grabbed me around the neck and began to beat me in the head with our display shoe. He wanted brown. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57465) - you deserved it (2473)

On 06/12/2009 at 1:33am - work - by Shoes (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was sitting at my college campus, there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML

#2123826 (185)

I agree, your life sucks (13111) - you deserved it (42970)

On 05/20/2009 at 8:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

#2009053 (704)

I agree, your life sucks (120428) - you deserved it (28804)

On 05/17/2009 at 8:33am - intimacy - by wtfdreams (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

#837103 (577)

I agree, your life sucks (40698) - you deserved it (114318)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by FML.. (woman) - China (Hebei)

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

#481631 (523)

I agree, your life sucks (249066) - you deserved it (34301)

On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)