Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

skitz

Search for a member

skitz

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 July 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 34508
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

skitz's page activity

Visits<b>Wrex</b> - the 06/22/2014 at 6:27pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/27/2014 at 10:36am<b>yoursmileishawt</b> - the 04/21/2014 at 1:09am<b>m22100</b> - the 04/11/2014 at 11:45am<b>tdrockstar</b> - the 03/05/2014 at 2:47pm<b>Demonking</b> - the 02/10/2014 at 8:23am<b>aelathehuntress</b> - the 02/08/2014 at 11:43pm<b>wopchop12</b> - the 02/01/2014 at 11:24pm<b>ex_omer</b> - the 11/21/2013 at 2:45am<b>mazdatuner09</b> - the 08/25/2013 at 8:43am<b>NYGiantsForever</b> - the 07/31/2013 at 11:59pm<b>DaJamerican1</b> - the 07/19/2013 at 2:23pm<b>chadwj</b> - the 07/11/2013 at 5:24pm<b>chargers2588</b> - the 07/05/2013 at 4:45pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 11:09pm<b>petrolhead</b> - the 01/08/2011 at 10:16am<b>curzy</b> - the 07/16/2010 at 6:02pm<b>jb002873</b> - the 06/16/2010 at 1:58pm

skitz's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

skitz's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

#185544
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72750) - you deserved it (15777)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:51pm - love - by ohmygoodness (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

#170218
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54748) - you deserved it (14295)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)



Zach Stafford's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Zach's illustrated FML
  • Everybody's talking about Ebola at the moment. I have trouble keeping up with the latest trends. I'm going to wait until Christmas and see what special offers turn up in the shops, under funky new names…

Friday 17 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: