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  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 July 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 34823
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Fucked!<b>lizzy9147</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 6:36pm

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Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

#185544
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73128) - you deserved it (15829)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:51pm - love - by ohmygoodness (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

#170218
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55630) - you deserved it (14466)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)



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