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About skittycat213 : I have a soft spot for fml's that your first reaction is "...whoops".
I'm an aspiring Gunsmith.
Also, my cat likes to watch NASCAR with me. =^.^=
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Today, I sat in on a university-level physics lecture, listening to my hyped-up co-students approximating the hypothetical situation of the Sun consisting of gerbils. The conversation then continued towards how much better energy/mass ratio the gerbil-sun would have compared to the actual star. FML
Today, I ran into my infant daughter's room because I thought I heard her crying, and found she was still sound asleep in her crib. The screams were coming from the mouse our cat was using to paint her bedroom walls. FML
Friday 17 October 2014