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skittycat213
  • Town/Country : San Francisco
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 June 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 270
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About skittycat213 : I have a soft spot for fml's that your first reaction is "...whoops"

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Also, my cat likes to watch NASCAR with me. =^.^=

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Today, I ran into my infant daughter's room because I thought I heard her crying, and found she was still sound asleep in her crib. The screams were coming from the mouse our cat was using to paint her bedroom walls. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22130) - you deserved it (1703)

On 12/15/2012 at 10:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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