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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 June 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 476
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About skittycat213 : I have a soft spot for fml's that your first reaction is "...whoops".
I'm an aspiring Gunsmith.
Also, my cat likes to watch NASCAR with me. =^.^=

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skittycat213's favorite FMLs

Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39315) - you deserved it (3403)

On 11/08/2014 at 6:02pm - kids - by jennabee97 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll climb up your pants in search of more cookies. FML

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33315) - you deserved it (4549)

On 10/13/2014 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Drafrica (woman) - South Africa

Today, I sat in on a university-level physics lecture, listening to my hyped-up co-students approximating the hypothetical situation of the Sun consisting of gerbils. The conversation then continued towards how much better energy/mass ratio the gerbil-sun would have compared to the actual star. FML


Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47715) - you deserved it (6798)

On 07/18/2014 at 4:21pm - love - by Lisa (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML


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On 07/02/2014 at 1:01pm - intimacy - by boob sisters (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML


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On 06/25/2014 at 8:30am - kids - by failed dad (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I ran into my infant daughter's room because I thought I heard her crying, and found she was still sound asleep in her crib. The screams were coming from the mouse our cat was using to paint her bedroom walls. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26499) - you deserved it (2014)

On 12/15/2012 at 10:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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