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skinnyminhy's favorite FMLs
by thanks4support / 05/14/2014 at 9:12am / United States (Ohio) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/06/2014 at 2:09pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by goodgrief / 10/30/2013 at 2:28pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Teiu88 / 10/20/2013 at 10:34am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, I finally handed my girlfriend a portrait of her. I'm not the best drawer, but I spent weeks on it and I thought it turned out pretty good. When she looked at it, she asked what kind of dog was it. FML
by Laserbeaver / 09/29/2013 at 9:00am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by -__-" / 09/29/2013 at 1:45am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw two kids having a fistfight in the street. I ran over to stop them, and one ended up hitting me in the eye. I now have a black eye over what turned out to have been a fight over who was going to get the last slice of pizza. FML
by ahuman / 09/29/2013 at 1:10am / United States / Kids
by Christian / 09/28/2013 at 11:21am / United States / Love
by wombats / 09/28/2013 at 10:38am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by blackcat37 / 09/28/2013 at 6:53am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/28/2013 at 12:08am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I went in the diner I always pass by and ordered a sandwich. When I asked how much it was, the waitress replied, "Don't worry, honey. We give free meals to the homeless on Thursdays." I was too ashamed to deny it, so I just said thank you and left. FML
by horriblefashionsense / 09/26/2013 at 11:20am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I learned that an antidepressant that works too well is a stimulant. I've been jittering and twitching like a meth-head, and my co-workers are asking when Jesse will be showing up with my "stuff". FML
by CancerFdMyLife / 09/26/2013 at 9:50am / United States (District of Columbia) / Health
by NotTheSoulMate / 09/26/2013 at 2:54am / United States / Love
by MrsCasillas / 09/26/2013 at 2:24am / United States (Oklahoma) / Money
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…