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  • Town/Country : Vancouver, Canada
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Today, I gave a campus tour to a group of high school seniors. As I was showing off the dorms, one student asks, "Are these beds sturdy enough for threesomes?" Before I could respond, another kid shouts, "How would he know, I bet the only action he gets in bed is from his left hand." She's correct. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (95173) - you deserved it (9959)

On 03/23/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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