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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 January 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5896
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About skiddymarker : Just an average grad student, modeling on the side ...

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skiddymarker's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw my uncle, whom I have not seen in five years, at a family gathering. His reaction to seeing me? "Holy SHIT you have BOOBS! The guys must be all over you!" I awkwardly replied, "No..." Then he muttered, "I know I would." FML

#21415329
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7058) - you deserved it (434)

On 05/25/2015 at 2:30am - misc - by WellThatWasRude - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML

Today, I got so used to using this FML app while going to the bathroom that when I opened it, I accidentally peed a little. FML

#21415171
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10330) - you deserved it (4291)

On 05/24/2015 at 9:14pm - misc - by Anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML

#21415031
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10872) - you deserved it (1582)

On 05/24/2015 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by ugh - United States (Michigan)

Today, I kept getting out of bed because I was sure my daughter had pooped in her diaper. Every time, I found nothing. I finally figured out the foul smell was my husband's breath, when he leaned into kiss me goodnight. FML

#21414880
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17333) - you deserved it (1531)

On 05/24/2015 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to accept, but that she'd basically have to get her mom's permission first. Apparently the answer was no. The worst thing is that she really is this unhealthily dependent on her mom, and probably wasn't lying about needing her permission. FML

#21414249
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21616) - you deserved it (2301)

On 05/22/2015 at 11:44pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I checked my son's browser history, as he's been acting strangely around his computer recently. I found several bizarre Google searches, including but not limited to: "unicorn dick-farts", "sharting kittens", and "can you get AIDS from Asians?" What the fuck is wrong with him? FML

#21414033
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22453) - you deserved it (3533)

On 05/22/2015 at 2:17pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML

#21413959
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27120) - you deserved it (2486)

On 05/22/2015 at 11:17am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML

#21413610
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28637) - you deserved it (2655)

On 05/21/2015 at 4:41pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML

#21413424
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24915) - you deserved it (4448)

On 05/21/2015 at 6:48am - work - by pgmonster - United States (California)

Today, it was the first time a guy has shown any interest in me by calling me pretty. I was so shocked that instead of saying thank you, I hid behind the nearest object and promptly giggle-snorted. FML

Today, I had the most rancid fart. My dog woke up from his nap and bit me as punishment. FML

#21412078
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24062) - you deserved it (6892)

On 05/18/2015 at 4:40pm - misc - by Swabidizop - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was finishing my chest workout at the gym when this really cute girl started using the machine next to me. To impress her, I tried lifting a lot of weight on the barbell. It ended up landing on my neck and she had to help me get it off. FML

#21411484
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12925) - you deserved it (28795)

On 05/17/2015 at 1:53pm - health - by Idle_Twin - United States (Florida)

Today, I bought an expensive video game and decided to show it off and post a photo of it on Instagram. When I got home to play it, it rejected my activation key. I then realised it was showing in the Instagram post. FML

#21411390
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11797) - you deserved it (41012)

On 05/17/2015 at 9:09am - misc - by PISSED OFF - Australia

Today, not thinking and being pissed off, I threw my phone in the car, making a decent sized crack in the windshield. FML



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