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skiddalz

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  • Town/Country : Dubai, United Arab Emirates
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 September 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 441
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About skiddalz : I like sour patch kids and con men

skiddalz's page activity

Visits<b>cheyluvsturtles</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 3:57am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 11:50am<b>ar18</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 10:51am<b>lagreeni</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 4:58pm<b>leaswaim</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 3:46am<b>Face344</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 3:44am<b>Nickynick123456</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 2:29pm<b>PsychoticGerbil</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 9:00am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 7:37am<b>prettyliar2013</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 6:17am<b>amberdea404</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 1:32am<b>cutycat136</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 12:00am<b>604</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 8:53pm<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 08/19/2014 at 10:20pm<b>sodapop19</b> - the 03/20/2014 at 12:09am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 6:15am

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skiddalz's favorite FMLs

Today, while on a date, I went to take a sip of my drink, but for some reason I expected a straw to be there. I ended up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking for it as I kept my eyes on my date. It must've looked like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML

by cunning glassist / 03/08/2014 at 3:53pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. With a sudden burst of confidence, I walked right up to him, intending to ask for his number. Instead, I looked him in the eye and said, "Excuse me sir, how much do you know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML

by booksandshadows / 03/04/2014 at 4:06am / United States (California) / Love

Today, at my job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML

by scared shitless / 12/10/2013 at 4:50am / United States (California) / Work