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skiddalz

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  • Town/Country : Dubai, United Arab Emirates
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 September 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 272
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About skiddalz : I like sour patch kids and con men

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skiddalz's favorite FMLs

Today, while on a date, I went to take a sip of my drink, but for some reason I expected a straw to be there. I ended up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking for it as I kept my eyes on my date. It must've looked like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML

#21081466
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51567) - you deserved it (10392)

On 03/08/2014 at 3:53pm - love - by cunning glassist (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. With a sudden burst of confidence, I walked right up to him, intending to ask for his number. Instead, I looked him in the eye and said, "Excuse me sir, how much do you know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML

#21077619
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43141) - you deserved it (12101)

On 03/04/2014 at 4:06am - love - by booksandshadows (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at my job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML

#20987406
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57473) - you deserved it (3695)

On 12/10/2013 at 4:50am - work - by scared shitless (man) - United States (California)



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