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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 January 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 743
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About skehar : Hey there strangers! In the off chance that you've come to my profile, here's a bit about me that will take the edge off of your curiosity. I'm starting my 4th year of college to become a high school teacher. I love running and even started a running club at my previous school. I paint my nails in my down time (with actual designs, not plain boring colors). I live in the suburbs of a major city, so I don't know what the word relax means. And I'm not, in any way, a country girl. I'm pretty easy going though, so don't worry. :)

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Today, I was driving home from school, when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. After my offer, I was rejected as she said "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway... MY driveway. FML


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On 04/16/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by Kelavmeister (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got laid off from work. I was being escorted to the elevator when another coworker stepped inside. He said, "How goes it?". I said, "It goes". Then he said, "At least we have a job". FML


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On 04/02/2009 at 1:36am - misc - by Dude - United States (California)

Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML


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On 03/27/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Creep (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML


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On 03/26/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by AzNFoo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say "Rise and shine sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so i responded "Baby, what time is it? When is this F*ing class going to be over!?" it wasnt my boyfriend talking, it was my teacher. FML


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On 03/18/2009 at 11:48am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML


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On 03/07/2009 at 3:34pm - misc - by bu09 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after class, my teacher pulled me aside and said "You know, I never received the e-mail regarding your disabilities that your parents mentioned. Could you have them resend it?" What disabilities? FML


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On 02/20/2009 at 1:16am - work - by Jedi (woman) - United States (California)

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