About skatoolaki : A formally-interesting person of interest with a passion for writing and graving, I am the proprietor of a long neglected website (skatoolaki.com) and blog (digitopus.com). As is apparent, I'm also a highly skilled and adept procrastinator.
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by chloecamp / 07/14/2014 at 11:35pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by cyzn / 07/14/2014 at 1:59pm / Canada (Quebec) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/14/2014 at 1:45pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by NoSexForMe / 07/13/2014 at 3:46am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by weeping_angel_ / 07/12/2014 at 10:00am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I had to explain to my boss that using a wired connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting viruses. He looked at me, open-mouthed and wide-eyed, like he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he called me clueless and told me to get back to work. FML
by Anonymous / 07/11/2014 at 6:54pm / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/11/2014 at 1:45pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/09/2014 at 12:54pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Work
Today, I woke up to an old lady right outside my open window, saying "Hello in there! Are you sleepy?" I was so startled that I answered her. She screamed. Turns out she's my neighbour's elderly mother, didn't know I was in there, and was talking to my cat. FML
by ADanceWithDavos / 07/07/2014 at 11:59am / United Kingdom / Animals
Today, I was reviewing documents at work, only to find one of my coworkers has been signing off on paperwork, claiming he's been walking one of the residents daily. Aside from being a double leg amputee, the patient died two weeks ago. The state review board comes this week. FML
by cakefete2 / 07/04/2014 at 1:29pm / United States (California) / Work
by Tattery / 07/03/2014 at 7:55pm / Australia (South Australia) / Intimacy
Today, my dad finished installing our new home security system. One of the features lets him control any light in the house from his phone. He keeps trying to piss me off by turning my bedroom light on at random intervals. I don't know how to make it stop, and I can't sleep. FML
by pissed off / 07/02/2014 at 5:52pm / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Miscellaneous
by carebear1228 / 07/01/2014 at 1:31pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I had to explain what "cashback" was to a customer. She called me a liar and wanted to talk to a manager because she felt I made up the concept. I'm the manager. She wouldn't believe me and waited in the store for an hour. Apparently this is what a Masters degree gets me. FML
by where do they come from / 07/01/2014 at 12:26am / United States (Washington) / Work
by outoflove / 06/30/2014 at 5:06pm / United States (Texas) / Love
- Today, I slipped in my washroom and fractured an ankle. I slipped on my own cum, while jerking off.… Today, in the middle of the night I went to bathroom. As I got up my bed my girlfriend was talking… Today, after weeks of planning a romantic dinner, and an intimate evening in with my boyfriend, the…