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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 November 1977 (38 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4654
  • Number of comments : 115
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About skatoolaki : A formally-interesting person of interest with a passion for writing and graving, I am the proprietor of a long neglected website (skatoolaki.com) and blog (digitopus.com). As is apparent, I'm also a highly skilled and adept procrastinator.

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Visits<b>Arnoud</b> - 5 hours ago<b>Urpoppy</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 2:48pm<b>isnobodyhere</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 4:38pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 7:58am<b>Randomness90</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 1:30am<b>Bulldozer36</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 5:43pm<b>hallieee</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 3:01am<b>TheLastCenturion</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 7:38am<b>killer0689</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 9:47am<b>Nolimits2218</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 4:33am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 1:29am<b>emlizcat</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 2:32pm<b>Nomaddict</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 10:31am<b>missa8604</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 5:09pm<b>Mons</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 10:55pm<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 11:07am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 2:16am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 5:05pm

Fucked!<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 9:46pm<b>missa8604</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 11:10pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 6:21am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 7:14am<b>ladyofdeath13</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 9:01am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 7:27am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 6:49am<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 6:12am<b>orios105</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 9:57am<b>fastman19</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 12:53am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 7:35pm<b>marvelvsdc</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 1:38am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 2:31am<b>007337</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 9:30am<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 4:45pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 4:45pm

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skatoolaki's favorite FMLs

Today, we spent an entire day without being able to do work because our internet connection was down. Turns out, only the router had crashed and nobody bothered to reset it "to avoid doing further damage". FML

#21263926
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30028) - you deserved it (3276)

On 09/23/2014 at 4:19pm - work - by disconnected (woman) - Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul)

Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML

#21261760
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52375) - you deserved it (13673)

On 09/20/2014 at 11:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML

#21259366
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43111) - you deserved it (3014)

On 09/16/2014 at 10:34am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I discovered that one of our cats is super creepy. He humps the blankets on my mother's bed while staring at her while she's sleeping. FML

#21257305
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40254) - you deserved it (3527)

On 09/13/2014 at 2:56am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML

#21256842
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51570) - you deserved it (7163)

On 09/12/2014 at 9:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML

#21255032
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38006) - you deserved it (3893)

On 09/09/2014 at 12:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my husband injured his back badly. He's taken three percocets, because according to him, he knows the dosage better than his doctor, and is demanding that I let him drive himself to work, with no pants on. FML

#21254463
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42128) - you deserved it (3838)

On 09/08/2014 at 1:56pm - health - by jkim - United States (California)

Today, I came home early to surprise my wife. No, it's not what you're thinking: I didn't find her cheating on me. She wasn't even home, but my dad was. He'd used his spare key and was on my sofa, drinking my beer and watching my TV. The first words out of his mouth? "Your beer's shit." FML

#21253167
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39877) - you deserved it (4090)

On 09/06/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my boyfriend again told me how he wants to have an open relationship. Of course, this means he can do what he likes with anyone, but if I so much as kiss someone else, I'm a cheating slut. FML

#21252587
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51770) - you deserved it (8045)

On 09/05/2014 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by onlywantuanyway -

Today, my girlfriend got up in the middle of sex saying, "You're taking too long, I'm gonna go make some popcorn." I asked her if she could get me some. She said no. FML

#21251846
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47867) - you deserved it (10345)

On 09/04/2014 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by candy man - United States (North Carolina)

Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML

#21249696
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41083) - you deserved it (3911)

On 09/01/2014 at 12:59pm - misc - by mayoshampoo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while walking to work, I found out what it feels like to be hit in the face by a rolled up newspaper thrown from the window of a moving car by a paper boy doing his rounds. It hit hard enough to give me a black eye. FML

#21246995
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38332) - you deserved it (3094)

On 08/28/2014 at 6:31am - work - by newswithabitofbite (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, it's been almost a week since I returned from my vacation to Ireland. Before I rarely drank. Now I'm pretty sure I'm an alcoholic. You might think I'm joking, but I've woken up hungover every day since I landed there. I basically paid to kill my liver and become AA's next poster child. FML

#21245034
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29974) - you deserved it (16853)

On 08/25/2014 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML

#21244858
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46445) - you deserved it (8223)

On 08/25/2014 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML

#21244761
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45521) - you deserved it (5442)

On 08/24/2014 at 11:27pm - love - by angry girlfriend - United States (Indiana)



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