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skatoolaki

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 November 1977 (38 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4652
  • Number of comments : 115
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About skatoolaki : A formally-interesting person of interest with a passion for writing and graving, I am the proprietor of a long neglected website (skatoolaki.com) and blog (digitopus.com). As is apparent, I'm also a highly skilled and adept procrastinator.

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Visits<b>Urpoppy</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 2:48pm<b>isnobodyhere</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 4:38pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 7:58am<b>Randomness90</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 1:30am<b>Bulldozer36</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 5:43pm<b>hallieee</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 3:01am<b>TheLastCenturion</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 7:38am<b>killer0689</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 9:47am<b>Nolimits2218</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 4:33am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 1:29am<b>emlizcat</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 2:32pm<b>Nomaddict</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 10:31am<b>missa8604</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 5:09pm<b>Mons</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 10:55pm<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 11:07am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 2:16am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 5:05pm<b>thunderfucked</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 12:14am

Fucked!<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 9:46pm<b>missa8604</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 11:10pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 6:21am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 7:14am<b>ladyofdeath13</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 9:01am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 7:27am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 6:49am<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 6:12am<b>orios105</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 9:57am<b>fastman19</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 12:53am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 7:35pm<b>marvelvsdc</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 1:38am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 2:31am<b>007337</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 9:30am<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 4:45pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 4:45pm

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skatoolaki's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out I have sodium fluoride poisoning. Apparently, my water has a high level of sodium fluorine. I've been drinking much more water lately trying to be healthier. FML

#21313951
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32438) - you deserved it (2637)

On 12/08/2014 at 6:23pm - health - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my work department set a new sales record, something not done in nearly 30 years. It's corporate policy to give a bonus to each worker responsible as a reward. Our manager decided our "bonuses" would be plastic medals from Dollar Tree. He didn't even buy enough for everybody. FML

#21311945
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34113) - you deserved it (2346)

On 12/05/2014 at 10:44am - work - by anon (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML

#21311570
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39868) - you deserved it (6328)

On 12/04/2014 at 6:46pm - kids - by aprouddaddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got a letter in the mail from corporate saying that I'm being demoted because I don't work enough hours. I also got a text from my boss congratulating me on making the best sales numbers for November. FML

Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML

#21306286
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41161) - you deserved it (3523)

On 11/26/2014 at 3:45pm - misc - by void bowels() { cry(); } (man) - United Kingdom (Caerphilly)

Today, what few friends I have won't talk to me anymore. My ex told them she dumped me because I abused her. I never abused her. What really happened is that she dumped me in a rage after I refused to give her money for drugs. Nobody's even asked for my side of the story. FML

#21306153
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39594) - you deserved it (2666)

On 11/26/2014 at 11:42am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I frantically told my parents that my bank account had no money. Turns out, they took the $1,600 I had saved up from a summer job and invested it in penny-stocks. I was grounded because they were "doing it for the family," and I'm being selfish. They also had lost it all in a matter of days. FML

#21306100
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42649) - you deserved it (2797)

On 11/26/2014 at 9:13am - money - by poor man - United States (Florida)

Today, a group of protesters set up just outside my residence hall at one in the morning. After an hour of chanting, the police finally told them to stop, and I was finally able to get some sleep. The protesters responded by pulling the fire alarm in every residence hall on campus. FML

#21305749
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33120) - you deserved it (2917)

On 11/25/2014 at 11:13am - misc - by IHateProtesters (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movements towards me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got mugged and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML

#21304446
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46714) - you deserved it (2914)

On 11/23/2014 at 12:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

#21303901
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44064) - you deserved it (5398)

On 11/22/2014 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Kilkenny)

Today, my boss said he's worried about our network, because "Wifi's all in the air. People could spy on us from anywhere!" I sarcastically said "My god, you're right!" and suggested switching to tin-foil ethernet cables to stop the signal escaping. He told me to do it ASAP. This moron makes five times my salary. FML

#21302784
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35233) - you deserved it (4047)

On 11/20/2014 at 3:15pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, after nearly two weeks of being stressed out due to financial issues, I decided to spend my last 4 dollars on stress-relieving body wash. Apparently this particular body wash causes me to break out in hives and now I have no money for rash cream. FML

#21296921
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38360) - you deserved it (6865)

On 11/11/2014 at 12:43pm - money - by killme - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML

#21288966
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34445) - you deserved it (6539)

On 10/31/2014 at 9:35am - money - by emptypockets - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

#21288518
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31294) - you deserved it (26142)

On 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband told me he cheated on me two years ago with his ex-fiancée. In the process, he got her pregnant, but said it was okay, because she didn't keep it. FML

#21284646
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41224) - you deserved it (2840)

On 10/24/2014 at 9:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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