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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 June 1989 (25 years)
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Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas fir mah car. On mah way there, I prayed that mah car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew mah car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left mah wallet at mah house. FML

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On 03/24/2009 at 8:11pm - misc - by casey (woman) - United States (Virginia)

YESTERDAY, AT THE DINNER TABLE MY PARENT WERE TALKING TO MY YOUNGER SISTER ABOUT HER NEW BOYFRIEND AN HOW THEY SHOULD BE TAKING IT SLOW. MY SISTER THEN POINTD OUT THAT THAT'S NOT WAT I DO. MY DAD SAID, ( BELIEVE ME I KNOW- YUR SISTER'S EASIER TO GET INTO THAN COMMUNITY COLLEGE. ) FML

#305736
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On 03/13/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, Mah Cat Was In The Bathroom With Me. I Was Getting Undressd To Get Into The Shower. My Cat Lookd At Me After I'd Undressd And Then Threw Up All Over The Rug. FML

#287682
162 comments

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On 03/12/2009 at 6:08pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday I walked behind a grl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my facebook page an got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, "This is the one smallest penis I have ever seen." FML

#273753
110 comments

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On 03/11/2009 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (New York)

Today, Mah Cat Got Into The Bathroom While I Was Changing Mah Tampon. As I Was Throwing The Applicator Away, I Felt A Sharp Pain Around Mah Vagina; I Looked Down To Find Him Swatting At The Tampon String. FML

Today , as a bartender was carding mah friends , I excitedly asked if he was going to card me. The guy gave me a blank stare before finally replying , "Look , lady , I don't have time to stroke some middle-aged woman's ego." I asked because it was mah brthday. I just turned twenty-one. FML

#262388
128 comments

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On 03/10/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by rebecca (woman) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I was having brthday dinner with my grlfriend and her parents,hen her Dad askedhat I got her she replied "He said he was looool going to give me a Pearl Necklacehen we get home." I realized then that my grlfriend did not knowhat I meant by 'Pearl Necklace.' FML

#250417
195 comments

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On 03/09/2009 at 9:35am - intimacy - by Ethan (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Yesterday, My Guy Friend And I Were In His Dorm Room Watching A Movie When He Started Kissing Me. Thing Heated Up So We Moved Thing Over To His Bed. He Was On Me When A Hand Shoot Down From His Top Bunk. His Roommate Had Been Up There The Whole Time And He Wanted A High-five. So They High-fived. FML

#125499
181 comments

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On 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm - intimacy - by Menareidiots (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was eating at a restaurant with mah boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess startd openly flirting with him, and askd him if he needd a booster chair for his daughter. FML

#70392
204 comments

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On 02/18/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by not-so-young-shortie (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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