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Today, I was woken by the news that my car had been found, but was completely destroyed due to a fire. I didn't even know my car was missing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19959) - you deserved it (1790)

On 10/18/2010 at 11:52am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16858) - you deserved it (5447)

On 10/18/2010 at 6:49am - misc - by obsceene - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML

#13490049 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (36891) - you deserved it (2596)

On 10/17/2010 at 8:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I gave my two weeks notice at work. My boss sighed with relief and muttered, "Thank God." FML

#13433715 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (14407) - you deserved it (4170)

On 10/13/2010 at 12:42pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, and every day, a homeless looking man walks into my work, sits down and stares. I'm new to the job so, trying to make new friends, when the guy walked in this time, I went over to a co worker I was really clicking with, and went off about how creepy he was. He replied with "Who, my dad?" FML

#13260317 (61)

I agree, your life sucks (6310) - you deserved it (18006)

On 09/30/2010 at 4:19am - work - by simply2010 (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML

#13103796 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (33008) - you deserved it (1776)

On 09/18/2010 at 8:36pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria (Tirol)

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

#13048948 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (19690) - you deserved it (5155)

On 09/14/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by sleepwalker - United States (Georgia)

Today, I met a new guy at work who would not stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me he was her husband. FML

#13043301 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (30049) - you deserved it (1850)

On 09/14/2010 at 12:15am - work - by lifeguardlechery (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me then said: "Did you seriously think that it was meant for you?" FML

#13017861 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (26217) - you deserved it (3094)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I asked my mother if we were eating supper soon so I could take a nap. She said "no" so I went into my room and fell asleep. When I woke up, everybody was gone. My entire family of 6 went to Olive Garden while I was sleeping. FML

#13007829 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (18294) - you deserved it (2760)

On 09/11/2010 at 7:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML

#12978381 (178)

I agree, your life sucks (22009) - you deserved it (5981)

On 09/09/2010 at 3:58pm - love - by kevdev (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML

#12975254 (299)

I agree, your life sucks (25764) - you deserved it (2611)

On 09/09/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML

#12531799 (129)

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On 08/15/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179 (667)

I agree, your life sucks (538046) - you deserved it (47576)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

#11340 (929)

I agree, your life sucks (419780) - you deserved it (30672)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)