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by Yoda / 07/08/2011 at 1:23am / United States (New York) / Geek
by Anonymous / 06/27/2011 at 9:55am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, while driving, a minivan cut me off. Pissed, I started honking and cursing. I then went ballistic when the driver waved out the window, smiling. It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticed their "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. FML
by Max Flynn / 05/20/2011 at 6:07am / Miscellaneous
Today, while changing a light bulb, I was electrocuted. I screamed before I blacked out. My entire family was home and heard me scream, but didn't come and check because they were too busy watching Glee. FML
by Burnt / 05/10/2011 at 9:21pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by BerkeleyBiker / 04/19/2011 at 4:23am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
by ouch / 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barge in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
by killmenow / 02/20/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy
by BiteMe14 / 01/07/2011 at 2:10pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 11/04/2010 at 5:44pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/23/2010 at 5:07am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/17/2010 at 1:55am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by Luke / 08/05/2010 at 1:00pm / United Kingdom (West Berkshire) / Love
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML
by Cheese4men / 05/14/2010 at 7:28pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by anonymous / 03/09/2010 at 1:43am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…
- Today, after an amazing sex session, my boyfriend rolls over and stares lovingly into my eyes, puts… Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see… Today, I was caught whacking off by my mother. She now takes every free moment of her time to read…