This member hasn't filled in their description.
skatergrl26's FML badges
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
skatergrl26's favorite FMLs
by Yoda / 07/08/2011 at 1:23am / United States (New York) / Geek
by Anonymous / 06/27/2011 at 9:55am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, while driving, a minivan cut me off. Pissed, I started honking and cursing. I then went ballistic when the driver waved out the window, smiling. It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticed their "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. FML
by Max Flynn / 05/20/2011 at 6:07am / Miscellaneous
Today, while changing a light bulb, I was electrocuted. I screamed before I blacked out. My entire family was home and heard me scream, but didn't come and check because they were too busy watching Glee. FML
by Burnt / 05/10/2011 at 9:21pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by BerkeleyBiker / 04/19/2011 at 4:23am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
by ouch / 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barge in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
by killmenow / 02/20/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy
by BiteMe14 / 01/07/2011 at 2:10pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 11/04/2010 at 5:44pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/23/2010 at 5:07am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/17/2010 at 1:55am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by Luke / 08/05/2010 at 1:00pm / United Kingdom (West Berkshire) / Love
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML
by Cheese4men / 05/14/2010 at 7:28pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by anonymous / 03/09/2010 at 1:43am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…