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by Rumpkis / 12/04/2011 at 8:30pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by drummahboi99 / 12/03/2011 at 8:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, while I was putting up Christmas lights, my younger brother wouldn't stop pestering me. It seems he hadn't forgotten the time I gave myself an electric shock last year, and he wanted to see if I'd do it again. FML
by Anonymous / 12/03/2011 at 1:11pm / United States / Kids
Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML
by perenoel / 12/03/2011 at 11:24am / France / Kids
by no low five / 11/30/2011 at 6:17am / United States / Love
Today, I was lying on the floor playing with my cat. I was holding her in the air, when my sister tripped over the TV cord and unplugged the cable. The TV made a loud fuzzy sound, I got scared and threw my cat in the air. I got scratched in the face by a falling cat. FML
by Anonymous / 11/29/2011 at 11:15am / United States (California) / Animals
by moopymoplady / 11/28/2011 at 7:44pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/27/2011 at 6:46am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Miscellaneous
by Henry / 11/11/2011 at 5:29pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Intimacy
by dumbassbuffet / 11/11/2011 at 10:53am / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy
by blacktyaffair / 11/09/2011 at 9:48am / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML
by MLGreco / 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm / United States / Kids
Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML
by Andrew / 08/23/2011 at 10:46am / United States / Intimacy
by unnamed / 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
by beachbumb8538 / 07/15/2011 at 1:01pm / United States / Geek
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…