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by tay / 04/10/2012 at 7:13am / Australia / Animals
by jess / 04/08/2012 at 10:30am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML
by Anonymous / 04/04/2012 at 1:45pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by James / 03/30/2012 at 2:44pm / United States / Kids
Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML
by Kayla / 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm / United States / Health
by DBZ / 02/20/2012 at 10:53am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
by Danny / 01/07/2012 at 5:27am / Australia / Intimacy
Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML
by Fat_abott / 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm / France / Animals
by GingerJ / 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/25/2011 at 7:07pm / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Intimacy
Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
by anne / 12/16/2011 at 10:46pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/14/2011 at 6:12pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/13/2011 at 3:26pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 12/07/2011 at 12:47pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by sparklethelette / 12/06/2011 at 8:38pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love