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  • Number of visits : 1515
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Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about in complete boredom when I spot a lady cradling wat appears to be a cute newborn baby. Being enamored of all babies, I get off the line, go over an say "Oh, wat a cute little baby!" The lady was holding a coconut. FML

#5762381
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8158) - you deserved it (41877)

On 10/10/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by BEE (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I Was Sitting Around A Bonfre When An Ember Landed On Mah Crotch. Without Thinking, I Quickly Slapped At It And Hit Myself Square In The Nuts. FML

#5655008
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12449) - you deserved it (36131)

On 10/05/2009 at 12:16am - health - by Painful (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today , While Mah 18 Pound Cat Was On The Edge Of The Tub Watching Me Shower , He Fell In. Apparently , In His Mind , The Best Way To Get Away From The Water Is To Climb Mah Bare Legs. Big Fat FML

#5309317
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36635) - you deserved it (5384)

On 09/17/2009 at 7:14am - animals - by HHIChica (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , While Mah 18 Pound Cat Was On The Edge Of The Tub Watching Me Shower , He Fell In. Apparently , In His Mind , The Best Way To Get Away From The Water Is To Climb Mah Bare Legs. Big Fat FML

#5309317
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36635) - you deserved it (5384)

On 09/17/2009 at 7:14am - animals - by HHIChica (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

TODAY... I SAW A WIEGHT LOSS 'BEFORE AND AFTER' ADVERTISEMENT AND I WISHED I COULD AT LEAST LOOK LYK THE 'BEFORE'. REAL FML

#5301983
90 comments

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On 09/16/2009 at 9:43pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today I went on a blind date with a guyho talked about himself in the 3rd person . Seriously . mega FML

#5219515
193 comments

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On 09/13/2009 at 12:15am - love - by blind_date (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I got out of the shower to fine my cat staring up at me . Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her , so she jumped up an clawed an tried to bite it . FML

#5189788
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41236) - you deserved it (6735)

On 09/11/2009 at 4:46pm - animals - by ouchh (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was driving in te left lane an was suddenly it by a woman wo was in te rigt lane. I ran off te road, taking out a fence an totaling ma car. Wen te cops asked te woman wat appened se responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML

#5167647
121 comments

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On 09/10/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I found out y my husband had wantd to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informd me that he wasn't always Ben, but usd to be Brenda. His 'penis doesn't work and he had wantd to know I "truly lovd him" before he had let me know. fat FML

#5148313
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (183290) - you deserved it (19010)

On 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I discoverd the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl . Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other . I usd the words "him" and "he", and read it to thehole class . FML

#5022453
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26131) - you deserved it (38464)

On 09/03/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, my friend snuck up on me an yelled, "Gotca!" I screamed an dropped a gallon of blood-red paint on my new, wite kitcen floor. Now it looks like I've murdered someone in my kitcen. FML

#4876384
93 comments

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On 08/28/2009 at 2:11am - misc - by kitchencrime (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, mah 6 year old daughter somehow learned looool about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she cummed from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML

#4713882
112 comments

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On 08/21/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by Ben (man) - United States

Today, mah little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce mah nosehile I was asleep. FML

#4678822
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48329) - you deserved it (3661)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:17am - misc - by NoseInPain (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the laundromat doing mah clothes when I noticed a cute guy next to me. I tried to be a ninja and sneak mah sock into his basket so I could start a conversation with him. He saw me. FML

#4632889
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8873) - you deserved it (66025)

On 08/18/2009 at 4:52pm - misc - by Laundrylady (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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