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Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32514) - you deserved it (3069)

On 12/18/2010 at 8:02pm - misc - by Dopeboyfresh71 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62462) - you deserved it (11429)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9546) - you deserved it (62182)

On 11/23/2010 at 8:41am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34801) - you deserved it (29866)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35471) - you deserved it (8153)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32574) - you deserved it (6626)

On 08/19/2010 at 11:28am - love - by yup okay (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, whilst I was working in McDonald's, a customer threw their Quarterpounder at me because it had pickles and he said he didn't want any pickles in his burger. I didn't even serve him. I'd just started my shift. FML

Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31764) - you deserved it (4264)

On 08/08/2010 at 12:22pm - animals - by Lifes_a_bust (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML


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On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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